friends suck when : they puke in your car

WileCoyote

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this friend of mine drowned his sorrows tonight because some girl he really like in our circle of friends said that she "value their friendship more" than if they were to start dating. i took him out to his favorite bar and he repays me by puking in my car. he has given me 1 ride in his car. i have given him 50+ rides in my car. i am the "driver" in the group.

oh, did i forget to mention: my car is brand new. 5 weeks old. i took off the side door panel. the puke is wedged into every single freakin crevice. AUGH. ill clean it up tomorrow morning.

i've decided my friend can never EVER ride in my car again, no matter what (unless life or death). how else should he be punished?

during the car ride he acted normal and i see now that he was trying to suck it up and be a man. if he had admitted he was feeling sick then we could have pulled over and avoided this. he must pay the consequences for thinking he was "such a big man" and not admitting he had drunk too much.
 

melly

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:Q

i puked in a car once. it was horrible. you're a really great friend to this guy, but don't be mad at him. at most get him to help you clean it up. it's not like he did it on purpose. however, my s.o. has highly warned me that if i ever puke in his car, we're history. :p
 

DrumminBoy

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my friend puked in my car a few weekends ago. He leaned out the door, but not far enough. Pretty messy, and it froze overnight, so it was a b!tch to clean up, but he helped me do it. I would have been more mad about it but everyone inside of pizza hut saw him do it so i thought that was payment enough.
 

DanFungus

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Originally posted by: Evadman
Originally posted by: notfred
Ask him to pay to have the car professionally cleaned.

yeah, I third this idea since you'd like to think that they'd know what they're doing when they clean up crap like that....leave it to them to clean it up!
 

d33pt

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i'm sure there's a ton on yer seats and carpet that you missed since it was dark. and might i suggest you leave the windows open overnight...
 

Zenmervolt

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Anyone who pukes in my car will:

1) Be forever banned from being in any car of mine ever again under any circumstances.
2) Pay for the cost of a complete interior detailing (you can never tell what the splatter radius might be) regardless of if I have to take them to court for it.
3) Be subject to my revenge at some unspecified point in the future.

ZV
 

idNut

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Anyone who pukes in my car will:

1) Kicked in the face
2) Forced to clean up the vomit with his mouth
3) Castration if neccesary