Friends GF modelling a vending machine

[DangerAardvark]

I didn't know thongs came in ogre sizes.

 

[Kadarin]

Yikes!

 

[grohl]

not what I had in mind when I saw thread topic

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: Wheezer
dude....you are off the Christmas card list.

 

[EGGO]

Begging for a caption.

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: EGGO
Begging for a caption.

Only one I could find..

 

[tfcmasta97]

I think the machine is just stuck in that things' gravitational field

 

[FDF12389]

Yuck

 

[Babbles]

This reminds me of how I was in Wal-Mart earlier today and I saw some huge chick in one of those motorized carts - she was clearly too huge to walk under her own power - munching away at a Snickers.

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: Babbles
This reminds me of how I was in Wal-Mart earlier today and I saw some huge chick in one of those motorized carts - she was clearly too huge to walk under her own power - munching away at a Snickers.

Did you grab the fake harpoons throw one at her?

That would have been funny

 

[mpitts]

I WANT IT ALL IMO!

 

[SamurAchzar]

Originally posted by: tfcmasta97
I think the machine is just stuck in that things' gravitational field

LOL

also, I figured most funny comments seem even funnier with no period at the end. Makes them seem totally "out-there"



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[PieIsAwesome]

That's no moon.

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: SamurAchzar

Originally posted by: tfcmasta97
I think the machine is just stuck in that things' gravitational field

LOL

also, I figured most funny comments seem even funnier with no period at the end. Makes them seem totally "out-there"



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no. you broke your own observation

 

[dennilfloss]

Not what I expected. :laugh:

 

[geno]

"WHERE'S THE 'EVERYTHING' BUTTON?!!?!"

 

[dennilfloss]

BTW, is this what they call a bubble butt?

 

[dennilfloss]

Originally posted by: Quiksilver
Not only would I hit it... I would start a Bohemian Rhapsody on that ass.

O mamma mia! Mamma mia! Mamma mia let me go! :music:

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Originally posted by: RichardE

Originally posted by: Babbles
This reminds me of how I was in Wal-Mart earlier today and I saw some huge chick in one of those motorized carts - she was clearly too huge to walk under her own power - munching away at a Snickers.

Did you grab the fake harpoons throw one at her?

That would have been funny

Hahaha holy shit that would be awesome.

 

[IHateMyJob2004]

1 day ban? I can barely see anymore.

 

[venkman]

Originally posted by: geno
"WHERE'S THE 'EVERYTHING' BUTTON?!!?!"

Can I has easy button?

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: venkman

Originally posted by: geno
"WHERE'S THE 'EVERYTHING' BUTTON?!!?!"

Can I has easy button?

I think she might be easy Just give her a cheeseburger :Q

 

[keird]

Originally posted by: RichardE

Originally posted by: venkman

Originally posted by: geno
"WHERE'S THE 'EVERYTHING' BUTTON?!!?!"

Can I has easy button?

I think she might be easy Just give her a cheeseburger :Q

How the fvck could you tag that while she's eating a cheeseburger? You'll have to lift and separate the equivalent of 2 half-kegs just to get started. That's gona take some time. Can you keep it up long enough to finish? I couldn't.

 

[RichardE]

Originally posted by: keird

Originally posted by: RichardE

Originally posted by: venkman

Originally posted by: geno
"WHERE'S THE 'EVERYTHING' BUTTON?!!?!"

Can I has easy button?

I think she might be easy Just give her a cheeseburger :Q

How the fvck could you tag that while she's eating a cheeseburger? You'll have to lift and separate the equivalent of 2 half-kegs just to get started. That's gona take some time. Can you keep it up long enough to finish? I couldn't.

Use some of these to prop the fat up for support

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Originally posted by: PieIsAwesome
That's no moon.

Lulz