Friend went to Japan, took pics of these toilet controls

[Joemonkey]

Check it out you can also view his other 4 pics (more to come)

I assume some are water front to back, water side to side, warm air, but what the heck do you need a digital display for? Can anyone translate the buttons?


Here is a direct link in case more get uploaded and coppermine moves around the position of the pic, i REALLY want a translation!

 

[Kenazo]

that's awesome.

 

[thelanx]

Lol, one of the controls is for washing the behind (presumably after number two) and one for the ladies only (after number one or?)

 

[amdskip]

Originally posted by: Kenazo
that's awesome.

 

[Modeps]

that's one high tech bidet!

 

[puffff]

one of them says 'activate hidden camera'

 

[gigapet]

mirror??? ......cant access site from work.

 

[So]

From left to right:

Top: Flsuh a small mammal | Flush a bird or fish
Second Row: Ememrgency Stop | Ball Washer | Automatic Enema
Third Row: Initiate Man -> woman Connection
Fourh Row: Initiate man -> machine connection (for lonely Japanese men)
LCD & Buttons: Hangman for bored sh!tters

 

[Kipper]

Okay...let's see now.

Left Pink button: STOP
Button with the butt icon - precisely that - butt
Next to that: Bidet
Under those buttons: 'move', seems to be intended to move either the butt spray or the bidet function.
Directly under that "massage" button, with naturally, an on/off switch.
The button scheme at the very right appears to control the nozzle positioning (controls on right) and the strength at which the water is sprayed (controls on the left).

Japanese toilets have more functionality than any other equivalent in the world. They rock.

 

[maziwanka]

technology is amazing

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Who cares. Push them all at once

 

[Doggiedog]

Let me see.

From the left

Stop
Butt
Bidet
Can't tell
Water Temp - Strong Weak
Nozzle - Front Back

Middle row
On/Off Move On/Off

Bottom
On/Off Massage

 

[brtspears2]

All this reminds me of an old joke with an automatic tampon remover button on such a toilet and a curious guy.

 

[Coquito]

Your bowel movements were all within established safety parameters. Have a wonderful day.

 

[MAME]

Controls:
Shower - washing your butt
Bidet(sp?) - washing your vagina
Both have water pressure and angle

Stop button
Dry button
Massage and Move buttons

 

[Doggiedog]

When I lived in Japan my place had a bidet and I found out the hard way how to use it.

It was simpler than Joemonkeys and had a dial and a blue and pink button.

I was staring at it and pushed the pink button and that sucker just nailed me in the face and moved back and forth. Moving aside, I pushed the blue one and it squirted but stayed stationary.

Think about it.

 

[Twista]

DEAD 4 me.

 

[Jgtdragon]

Page doesn't work for me.

 

[Mo0o]

Those icons are hilarious.

 

[Psycho18]

That's freaking awesome!!

 

[dragonballgtz]

When I lived in Japan my place had a bidet and I found out the hard way how to use it.

It was simpler than Joemonkeys and had a dial and a blue and pink button.

I was staring at it and pushed the pink button and that sucker just nailed me in the face and moved back and forth. Moving aside, I pushed the blue one and it squirted but stayed stationary.

Think about it.

LOL

 

[GTaudiophile]

Originally posted by: thelanx
Lol, one of the controls is for washing the behind (presumably after number two) and one for the ladies only (after number one or?)

LOL. I know exactly what you're talking about!

Women luv their massaging water devices!

 

[microAmp]

Just hope there isn't an automatic tampon remover

 

[BillGates]

I think that is a Toto toilet - they make some crazy designs. I saw the American versions at the 2004 International Builders Show in Vegas this year - pretty sweet. I still like my plain one with paper though.

 

[BillGates]

Originally posted by: BillGates
I think that is a Toto toilet - they make some crazy designs. I saw the American versions at the 2004 International Builders Show in Vegas this year - pretty sweet. I still like my plain one with paper though.

Duh, I didn't see the brand name on the bottom until I looked again... Oh well, I was right, and my point still stands.