My friend is like 12 or something and he likes to swim. Every day he goes down to the lake and has a long, deep, satisfying swim. He loves it and thanks Jesus every night for putting the lake there. Some days he swims up, some days down, some days he jumps in and then swims up.
The guy is a good swimmer, I wouldn't say he was the best in the world or anything....oh ok, I would say that if you held a gun to my nutsac and threatened to blow them off if I didn't say he was the best in the world. So he's the best in the world at swimming and he loves this lake.
Well here's the update: The guy has forgotten how to swim! He says it's cause of September 10th and all that but I think it's cause the lake dried up and his arms fell off.
Please send me money via Paypal to pay for his arms to be sewn back on, a new lake to be put in and a memorial built to September 10th.
Please, this guy needs your money more than you do.
The guy is a good swimmer, I wouldn't say he was the best in the world or anything....oh ok, I would say that if you held a gun to my nutsac and threatened to blow them off if I didn't say he was the best in the world. So he's the best in the world at swimming and he loves this lake.
Well here's the update: The guy has forgotten how to swim! He says it's cause of September 10th and all that but I think it's cause the lake dried up and his arms fell off.
Please send me money via Paypal to pay for his arms to be sewn back on, a new lake to be put in and a memorial built to September 10th.
Please, this guy needs your money more than you do.
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