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Friend came into my car: Pressed all the buttons

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Lifer
Yesterday I picked up a friend of mine to go out for lunch. In the car she kept touching things and I was getting very pissed off.

For example she kept putting the car from automatic mode into sports mode for the fun of it. I stopped her and she was like I need to calm down. (this is what pissed me off the most)

She then kept popping my CD out of the CD player (she didn't like my music and it was on volume 1!!) and kept pushing all the other buttons that she could. I was about to throw her ass out of the car but I was hungry.

& she kept playing with the sunroof open/close button.

I was getting mad at her and it showed. She told me I am an old man that is going to lose all my hair soon.

So I take it most of you young people would let someone press all the buttons in your car over and over again?
 
Your friend has the IQ of a houseplant...or a rock...no, a dead houseplant that's planted on top of a rock.

When in any moving vehicle (car/truck/train/tractor/lawn mower), you don't go randomly pressing buttons and pulling levers. :Q This could potentially alter the vehicles' current state of operation. Which could KILL everyone inside and/or cause a major wreck.

Your little friend is a psychopath.

That said (and it's all true!)...she was hinting that she wanted to play "with something."

You should've let her shift The Gearstick. Psychos are always great in bed; it's just that whole "escaping the next morning without getting knifed" thing that sucks.
 
Too bad didn't you have a button to eject the passenger seat. I wouldn't care if someone pushed random buttons, but for her to act like a kid with serious ADD in addition to her comments, I'd probably want her out too.
 
Once you got out of the car, you should have started touched her breasts, twisting her nipples, rubbing her crotch, etc. and see what she said. And then call her "old fashioned".
 
Originally posted by: her209
Once you got out of the car, you should have started touched her breasts, twisting her nipples, rubbing her crotch, etc. and see what she said. And then call her "old fashioned".
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:shocked: I need to change my shorts...er....SIG. BRB.
 
Originally posted by: EvilYoda
Too bad didn't you have a button to eject the passenger seat. I wouldn't care if someone pushed random buttons, but for her to act like a kid with serious ADD in addition to her comments, I'd probably want her out too.
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I thought along these lines too...
Just tell her she has activated the emergency eject sequence, then throw her ass out of the car, and tell her to walk her fvcking cvnt back home or to the office, or wherever...
 
How old is your friend? 12?

Seriously, none of my friends would do that in my car...not that I would really care but they wouldn't do it anyway. That's pretty immature.
 
Originally posted by: secretanchitman
i would have gotten pissed off too.
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I always beat people senseless for touching my damn controls. I love when someone touches my radio and gets slapped, then they tell me I'm a prick but they don't understand it's distracting to have someone touching things while you drive.
 
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