Friday wth thread

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: amdhunter
I thought the ladies liked the curvature? If not, I have a serious problem. :(

I think, if that post is even true, it's talking about something more than a slight curve.
 

amdhunter

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: amdhunter
I thought the ladies liked the curvature? If not, I have a serious problem. :(

I think, if that post is even true, it's talking about something more than a slight curve.

Mines makes a figure 8. :thumbsup:
 

amdhunter

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Originally posted by: FuzzyDunlop
def shens.
and whyth would anyone make shens like that anyways?

It was a pretty erotic story. If I weren't at work, I would've probably fap'd to that.
 

leftyman

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"We sat and talked after locking his bedroom door"

1st line, 3rd paragraph

"I am a single parent."

3rd line 5th paragraph

"Yes, we have become very close. It's just him and me at home, and we are all each other has. "

1st line 2nd post by mom


if they are alone in the house why lock the door?


its a fake post.
 

effowe

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Originally posted by: leftyman
"We sat and talked after locking his bedroom door"

1st line, 3rd paragraph

"I am a single parent."

3rd line 5th paragraph

"Yes, we have become very close. It's just him and me at home, and we are all each other has. "

1st line 2nd post by mom


if they are alone in the house why lock the door?


its a fake post.

She goes on to say that a family friend was living with them when she first walked in on him, but then moved out when she found out about the 'therapy' because it was too weird.
 

leftyman

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Back then he would ejaculate backward towards himself because while hard his penis pointed back at his own body.

could put an eye out if he isnt careful

haha :D
 

moshquerade

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Originally posted by: leftyman
Back then he would ejaculate backward towards himself because while hard his penis pointed back at his own body.

could put an eye of if he isnt careful

haha :D

he shot his eye out
 

leftyman

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Originally posted by: moshquerade
Originally posted by: leftyman
Back then he would ejaculate backward towards himself because while hard his penis pointed back at his own body.

could put an eye out if he isnt careful

haha :D

he shot his eye out

:D
 

Jeeebus

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Mine is very bendy too. I have sex with my belly button. She's a dirty girl.
 

MoPHo

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I want to believe it's shens just because the thought of a mom 'massaging' her son makes me want to vomit.
 
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SlitheryDee

Reading that made me feel...funny. Not funny haha but funny like I need to take long shower.
 

Denithor

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Mine bends upward like that too.

Can I get some massage therapy over here? :evil: