Friday Night Joke Thread

NetworkDad

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A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy
asks, "What are these, Dad?"

To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are
called condoms,son....Men use them to have safe sex."

"Oh I see." replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've
heard of that in health class at school." He looks
over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks,
"Why are there 3 in this package."

The dad replies, "Those are for high school boys. One
for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday."
"Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and
asks "Then who are these for?"

"Those are for college men." the dad answers, "TWO for
Friday, TWO for Saturday,and TWO for Sunday." WOW!"
exclaimed the boy; "Then who uses THESE?" he asks,
picking up a 12 pack.

With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married
men. One for January,one for February, one for March........"