Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating
table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered!"
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside of them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers.
Those guys understand when you have a few parts left over at the end,
and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
The fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart,
no balls, no brains and no spine; and the head and the ass are
interchangeable."
The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating
table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered!"
The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything
inside them is color coded."
The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best;
everything inside of them is in alphabetical order."
The fourth surgeon chimes in, "You know, I like construction workers.
Those guys understand when you have a few parts left over at the end,
and when the job takes longer than you said it would."
The fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong.
Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart,
no balls, no brains and no spine; and the head and the ass are
interchangeable."
