Larry reacts with a gasp and replies, "Pedofile? That's an awfully big word . . .
Go to the tasteless joke thread where you can truly be appreciated.
Do me a favor idiot . . . and stay out of my threads
> > > > > > A little girl became restless as the
> > > > preacher's sermon dragged on
> > > > > > and on. Finally, she leaned over to her mother
> > > > and whispered,
> > > > > > "Mommy, if we give him the money now, will he
> > > > let us go?"
> > > >
> > > > > > A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if
> > > > You can't make me a
> > > > > > better boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a
> > > > real good time like I
> > > > am!"
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > > > Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging
> > > > about their fathers.
> > > > > > The first boy says, "My Dad scribbles a few
> > > > words on a piece of
> > > > > > paper, he calls it a poem, they give him $50."
> > > > > > The second boy says, "That's nothing. My Dad
> > > > scribbles a few words on
> > > > > > a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they
> > > > give him $100."
> > > > > > The third boy says, "I got you both beat. My
> > > > Dad scribbles a few
> > > > > > words on a piece of paper, he calls it a
> > > > sermon. And it takes eight
> > > > > > people to collect all the money!"
> > > > > >
> > > >
> > > > > > Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't
> > > > have
> > > > > > to hear about all the men she could have
> > > > married, and
> > > > > > she didn't have to hear about the way his
> > > > mother cooked.
> > > >
> > > > > > An elderly woman died last month. Having never
> > > > married,
> > > > > > she requested no male pallbearers. In her
> > > > handwritten
> > > > > > instructions for her memorial service, she
> > > > wrote, "They
> > > > > > wouldn't take me out while I was alive, I
> > > > don't want them
> > > > > > to take me out when I'm dead.
> > > >
> > > > > > A police recruit was asked during the exam,
> > > > "What would
> > > > > > you do if you had to arrest your own mother?"
> > > > He said,
> > > > > > "Call for backup."
> > > > > >
> > > >
> > > > > > A Sunday school teacher asked the children
> > > > just before
> > > > > > she dismissed them to go to church, "And why
> > > > is it
> > > > > > necessary to be quiet in church?" Annie
> > > > replied, "Because
> > > > > > people are sleeping."
> > > > > >
> > > >
> > > > > > A Sunday School teacher asked her class why
> > > > Joseph and
> > > > > > Mary took Jesus with them to Jerusalem. A
> > > > small child
> > > > > > replied: "They couldn't get a baby-sitter."
> > > > > >
> > > >
> > > > > > A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten
> > > > > > Commandments with her five and six year olds.
> > > > After
> > > > > > explaining the commandment to "honor thy
> > > > father and thy
> > > > > > mother," she asked "Is there a commandment
> > > > that teaches
> > > > > > us how to treat our brothers and sisters?"
> > > > Without missing
> > > > > > a beat one little boy answered, "Thou shall
> > > > not kill."
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