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Friday funnies: Weight Watchers diet cards of the '70s

Dude, the green bean mushroom salad is so gross. I'll eat pretty much anything, and there is not way I would eat that :disgust:
 
Originally posted by: xboxist
hehe... nice. The author has some clever lines.
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Chicken Liver Bake: enjoy it with the ashes of a loved one.

Or maybe what's left of the chickens are in that urn. Maybe the chickens were your loved ones.

But chickens never love back enough. And that's why you have to KILL them. And eat their livers ritualistically. And then they're a part of you forever. Forever.



:laugh:
 
this is the oldest thing on the internet.

and it doesn't beat the school lunch cards. 'grandma's surprise' :laugh:
 
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"The contest is over. I needed to put an end to this.

Thousands of you have written in to try and describe this thing after I found myself completely unable to do so myself.

Okay, that's not quite true. I'd actually thought up a caption for this, but I'd decided it was just too tasteless to use. It had the word "bukkake" in it. I do have limits, you know.

You people, on the other hand, are just sick.

I've recieved over 2000 emails. At least 700 of you are seriously ass-obsessed.

I mean, way too many of you seem to know what a prolapsed anus looks like, and I never, ever wanted to count myself among you. But thanks to the thoughtful gentleman who very helpfully attached a full-color jpeg with his contest entry, I can. (So is that yours, sir? I can only hope that it is.)"

Goatsed?
 
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