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Freshman at UNC-C jumped out of an 11th story window HANDCUFFED to escape police

Unfortunately, he didn't die. Hope the officers have good liability insurance since it's pretty much a 100% chance the dumbass in question will sue the arresting officers.
 
Our local paper ran this story right next to "Four Bright Area Students Chosen for Morehead Scholarship"!!!

Its amazing how humans have such a capacity for intelligence and we still do the stupid sh*t we do!!
 
Originally posted by: Gonad the Barbarian
Uh, anyone witnessing him 'jumping' or is that the cops' story?


Cosmo Renfro: What happened? Where'd he go?
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: The guy did a Peter Pan right off of this dam, right here.
Cosmo Renfro: What?
Deputy Marshal Samuel Gerard: Yeah. BOOM!



😛😀
 
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Originally posted by: Dudd
What a moron. What is marijuana, a slap on the wrist usually?
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But it looks like he was dealing...

Indeed. This will likely eliminate him from getting any finanical aid 😱
 
Originally posted by: everman
11 stories up and he didn't die?... I assume he broke a nice variety of things.

He landed in a big bush. They had the pics on the news 😉
 
If he was a drug dealer, and he is crippled... that just means he'll be a popular girlfriend in Federal poundmeintheass prison.
 
Sure he is an idiot, but those of you wishing he was dead make me sick.

Selling a harmless substance to adults (I assume, he is a college student) does not warrant death.
 
Originally posted by: chrisms
Sure he is an idiot, but those of you wishing he was dead make me sick.

Selling a harmless substance to adults (I assume, he is a college student) does not warrant death.

says you
 
Originally posted by: chrisms
Sure he is an idiot, but those of you wishing he was dead make me sick.

Selling a harmless substance to adults (I assume, he is a college student) does not warrant death.

So would you want someone who jumps out of a 11th story window in a non-life threatening situation to breed with your daughter?
 
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