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Fresh fears over men's fertility - Men's sperm counts have fallen by almost a third since 1989
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Skyclad1uhm1
Lifer
At least those geeks still get practice, the religious geeks don't even do that, so their organs have forgotten what to do in the first place.
Goosemaster
Lifer
Scientific question: I realize that women have a set amount of "deployable" eggs, but do men have a "limit," or at least a point of decrease in production?
Eh, this is all because of hormone pollution in England and the fact that people have more promiscuous sex these days. I'm not some weird religious conservative about the sex, but STDs decrease fertility in women AND men. =(
So combined that's why we all have trouble having kids these days. So optimally you don't want to get any STDs and you don't want your wife to have gotten any STDs in the past for optimal fertility, and of course the boxers instead of briefs, etc.
As for hormone pollution it probably helps if your wife hasn't been on the pill forever or any ex-girlfriends, etc. Because those hormones hurt your own sperm production because they're in such high amounts that it will start to affect you.
So as a key to staying fertile I say:
Use a condom all the freakin' time until you want to have a kid(serves to block STDs AND make it unneccessary for your girlfriend to be on the pill)
Wear boxers
Don't ride bikes dammit
Don't be a British git 😉
Don't be a player, more women=more varied bacteria=less fertility(this applies to both men and women)
About the last bit, yes this means if your wife used to be a huge skank ho that her fertility is probably gonna be a lot lower. Of course, why are you marrying that skank ho? =p
Haha I kid I kid(man those liberated women are gonna kill me for criticizing their skank ho ways). But you know, if you actually want to have kids, maybe you should reconsider trying to clean that prostitute up, or that girl that your whole frat slept with back in college, etc.
So combined that's why we all have trouble having kids these days. So optimally you don't want to get any STDs and you don't want your wife to have gotten any STDs in the past for optimal fertility, and of course the boxers instead of briefs, etc.
As for hormone pollution it probably helps if your wife hasn't been on the pill forever or any ex-girlfriends, etc. Because those hormones hurt your own sperm production because they're in such high amounts that it will start to affect you.
So as a key to staying fertile I say:
Use a condom all the freakin' time until you want to have a kid(serves to block STDs AND make it unneccessary for your girlfriend to be on the pill)
Wear boxers
Don't ride bikes dammit
Don't be a British git 😉
Don't be a player, more women=more varied bacteria=less fertility(this applies to both men and women)
About the last bit, yes this means if your wife used to be a huge skank ho that her fertility is probably gonna be a lot lower. Of course, why are you marrying that skank ho? =p
Haha I kid I kid(man those liberated women are gonna kill me for criticizing their skank ho ways). But you know, if you actually want to have kids, maybe you should reconsider trying to clean that prostitute up, or that girl that your whole frat slept with back in college, etc.
AMCRambler
Diamond Member
It's funny, as tv's have gotten bigger sperm count has gone down. Solution: stop irradiating your nuts with 50 inch plasma screens!
ReiAyanami
Diamond Member
what, the enviro nuts were right? the same thing that's been happening to forest frogs exposed to chemicals that eventually accumulate in the enviroment? no way!!
oh and tap water now contains prozac because its almost impossible to filter out, without spending a few billion at each city water filtration plants.
oh and tap water now contains prozac because its almost impossible to filter out, without spending a few billion at each city water filtration plants.
http://www.bupa.co.uk/health_information/html/health_news/211003sperm.html
I know it's not the best link...it's the first one i could find on short notice:
Aslo on the site:
I know it's not the best link...it's the first one i could find on short notice:
Aslo on the site:
Beller0ph1
Golden Member
Nonono, it's the increase of PCs with windows in the cases. Just think of all that nice juicy radiation pouring forth from the unshielded case.
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