French raise terror alert!

[bernse]

French Raise Terror Alert

Prime Minister Chirac has officially raised the French terror alert from "Run" to "Hide". There are only two higher alert levels in France, which are "Surrender" and "Collaborate".

The rise was precipitated by a recent fire which destroyed France's white flag factory - effectively crippling their military.

 

[sixone]

R

I have to admit, it was as funny this time as the first time I heard it.

 

[Nitemare]

I thought terrorists loved Chirac

 

[imported_malcontent]

HA.. that's bad!

 

[sixone]

Originally posted by: malcontent
HA.. that's bad!

That's exactly what I'd expect a malcontent to say. 😛

 

[simms]

LMAO!!

 

[JParker001]

10/10

 

[EyeMWing]

11/10, but -10 for repost. It's a 1/10 🙁

 

[Rock Hydra]

Originally posted by: EyeMWing
11/10, but -10 for repost. It's a 1/10 🙁

:Q harsh

 

[AMCRambler]

lmao, nice

 

[FP]

it's funny cuz it's true

 

[wasserkool]

oh boy...thats a good joke..

especially the white flag factory! I read and re-read to ensure i read it correctly

 

[bernse]

I thought it was kind of funny.. but a tad on the mean side too. 😉

 

[Tiamat]

:laugh:

 

[gsaldivar]

lol :thumbsup: