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French Peace Treaty

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Grasshopper27

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French Peace Treaty

Signed this __________ day of _________ in the year _____.

We, the Government of France do hereby surrender, unconditionally, to the Army(ies) of ________________, _______________, _______________, (additional space available on back if necessary).

We do not wish hostilities to continue with aforementioned Army (ies) as it may lead to pain and suffering of our proud army. We will allow aforementioned Army (ies) to occupy our country, drink our wine, violate our women (children left to us), and to have unfettered access to anything else they should desire, for as long a time period as they wish.

Please do not hurt us, we are a peaceful country that has no real army to defend ourselves (America?PLEASE HELP).

X______________________________

President, Jacques 'Le Worm' Chirac
 
That's a little too many, don't you think?

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Originally posted by: Grasshopper27
French Peace Treaty

Signed this __4______ day of __March__ in the year _2003.

We, the Government of France do hereby surrender, unconditionally, to the Army(ies) of __Jamaca______, ____Brazil___, _____Iceland_____, (additional space available on back if necessary).

We do not wish hostilities to continue with aforementioned Army (ies) as it may lead to pain and suffering of our proud army. We will allow aforementioned Army (ies) to occupy our country, drink our wine, violate our women (children left to us), and to have unfettered access to anything else they should desire, for as long a time period as they wish.

Please do not hurt us, we are a peaceful country that has no real army to defend ourselves (America?PLEASE HELP).

X______________________________

President, Jacques 'Le Worm' Chirac
 
Originally posted by: Grasshopper27
French Peace Treaty

Signed this __________ day of _________ in the year _____.

We, the Government of France do hereby surrender, unconditionally, to the Army(ies) of ________________, _______________, _______________, (additional space available on back if necessary).

We do not wish hostilities to continue with aforementioned Army (ies) as it may lead to pain and suffering of our proud army. We will allow aforementioned Army (ies) to occupy our country, drink our wine, violate our women (children left to us), and to have unfettered access to anything else they should desire, for as long a time period as they wish.

Please do not hurt us, we are a peaceful country that has no real army to defend ourselves (America?PLEASE HELP).

X______________________________

President, Jacques 'Le Worm' Chirac
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I thought after the debate we were having in the other "NK spy plane" thread - you wouldn't be up to this kind of thing - guess I was wrong 🙁

More french-bashing.
 
Originally posted by: Fencer128
I thought after the debate we were having in the other "NK spy plane" thread - you wouldn't be up to this kind of thing - guess I was wrong 🙁

More french-bashing.
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Sheesh! It's a joke, you're just supposed to laugh! If you take it seriouslly, you need to relax! 🙂

Bashing France is the new national pasttime, France has replaced Canada in that regard! 😀

: ) Hopper
 
French Peace Treaty

Signed this __________ day of _________ in the year _____.

We, the Government of France do hereby surrender, unconditionally, to the Army(ies) of ________________, _______________, _______________, (additional space available on back if necessary).

We do not wish hostilities to continue with aforementioned Army (ies) as it may lead to pain and suffering of our proud army. We will allow aforementioned Army (ies) to occupy our country, drink our wine, violate our women (children left to us), and to have unfettered access to anything else they should desire, for as long a time period as they wish.

Please do not hurt us, we are a peaceful country that has no real army to defend ourselves (America?PLEASE HELP).

X______________________________

President, Jacques 'Le Worm' Chirac
 
Originally posted by: Grasshopper27
Originally posted by: Fencer128
I thought after the debate we were having in the other "NK spy plane" thread - you wouldn't be up to this kind of thing - guess I was wrong 🙁

More french-bashing.
Click to expand...
Sheesh! It's a joke, you're just supposed to laugh! If you take it seriouslly, you need to relax! 🙂

Bashing France is the new national pasttime, France has replaced Canada in that regard! 😀

: ) Hopper
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I didn't realise it was a joke - mainly because a lot of people around here have been posting such things lately - and not with humour. I guess our senses of humour are slightly off? Although I imagine more people will see it as a reflection of what they believe France is all about than as *a joke*.

No hard feelings

Andy
 
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