Someone posted this on Nextdoor....LOL
Encourage others around you to also panic by uploading pictures of crowded grocery store lines.
Buy every gallon of milk you can find. Is two gallons enough for two days of winter weather? Doubt it, buy 6.
Do not make eye contact with anyone in the bread aisle. This is a surefire way to incite unnecessary stampedes.
Check road reports constantly by asking on Nextdoor.com how the roads are. It's snowing but are the roads covered? We don't know until we ask.
For every 0.5 inches of precipitation forecasted, you will need one loaf of bread and one dozen eggs. For example, 12 inches of snow forecasted X 2 equals 24 dozen eggs and 24 loaves of bread.
Become an immediate social media expert on city snow removal tactics, school superintendent decisions, and meteorological forecasts. Who knows better than you? Not a single person who actually does these things for a living.
Drive your front wheel drive Camry up steep hills during the event and take pictures to tell everyone how they should stay off the roads because it's dangerous, because of you.