Freestyle Contest!

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dunn

Banned
Jun 24, 2001
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? what


enough of this sh*t talkin, so you wanna approach me sideways?
bust an ACTUAL freestyle not a poetry
bring it on, im here waiting
 

dunn

Banned
Jun 24, 2001
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icemanjer
I'm not flaming, I was trying to fix him up but he took it the wrong way
so forget the sh*t talking, express yourself with a freestyle
 

Josh

Lifer
Mar 20, 2000
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<< There was a young fellow named Josh
Whose Jockey shorts shrank in the wash.
Tighty-whities are nice,
But you've got to think twice
When your undies play &quot;pokeball&quot;, by gosh!
>>



LOL, it's a hilarious thought to see WW freestyle :)
 

bigd480

Golden Member
Jul 7, 2000
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damn dunn done got sprung all over rubix like he had 2 dix, claimin no flamin &quot;i was tryin to fix!&quot;... dunno why he had to go down low - sayin craig mack is whack - some people just like the slow flow... like DJ screw and the swisha house crew - they do it well... u want that east coast freestyle bump some Chino XL, in your hyundai excel... and don't be hard on &quot;retards&quot; it'll send you straight to hell...

word :cool:
 

dunn

Banned
Jun 24, 2001
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you r complaing theres no flow, and lyrics are so so, well here yo go homos, watch what this pro can show............................... i show skills that umatched by the best business and the ones surving this are only left as a witness and even they will end up with lasting effects from my lines ,like aches and pains running up their necks and their spines, the crews that i rep are more than jus the best of their kind, fuk kid we dont have to ask the sun who shines in verbal combat, you mine, for u its just a matter of time before you r burnt to ashes like a forest full of pine, turn your once excistance body to a murder weapon with stiles 10 times more sly than a navy seal veteran, fatter than an overweight burrito eating mexican yet talking on the best of them perplexing them like they took two packs of aspirin bedazzaled by my backspinn cause my rhymes r crystal clarity like immobilarity from da chef raekwon da last don, wu tang superstar who only subpar, while im superior not inferior to these so called freestylers, am i speaking ya word? or should i talk a hick like u sucking my dick, yours a trick, a blood sucking tick so step off my sack n get way do fuk back or ill attack like a pack of dogs, cali smogs clouding ya brain pussin mo smoke than a rail road train
 

thelanx

Diamond Member
Jul 3, 2000
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Who wants a used ink cartridge?
Wouldn't you rather have a partridge
or a great big Ostrich?
Get some Pokemon toys
for some little boys.
Or go and annoy
a random guy
and offer to buy
him some MacDonald's fries.

If you don't like
to ride a bike
and leave your dorms
and Anandtech forums
then your roomate will
get a bucket and spill
some cold water over
your head and shoulder
and fry your computer.
Then he will laugh
and give you a pat
and then run away
just like that.

 

amdforlife

Banned
Apr 2, 2001
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&quot;I'm thousand miles away
thinking of when it will be the day
for me to go back to Cali
and see my baby daddy&quot;

lmao
 

phatcow

Platinum Member
Nov 25, 2000
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step back on the attack
phatcow is back, to give hoes slaps..
cant you see, i'm mcp, micro certie, just made a birdie

just like i hit the spot with yo wife,
i hit her up, like a jack knife
hydro power, made her holla every hour
picked her up and dragged her in the shower


.....

werd...

in no way was this directed to anyone significant other :)
 

phatcow

Platinum Member
Nov 25, 2000
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i want my used ink cartridge
your garbage, i want to salvage
i'm poor so gotta mortgage
there better not be no leakage
or there be mad freakage
and peakage
of your sister's cleavage
 

SCUBA

Senior member
Jul 21, 2000
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NEF NEF
baby can i do my thing
dont stop
never when i feel tha thing
what thing
being in off topic i mean i love being a nef here maybe i am :)
 

Josh

Lifer
Mar 20, 2000
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Yo, I must initiate, lyrical inertia
The type that'll coerce ya, to elevate your sh!t
I devestate your situation, build and destroy
When it comes to Satan, I kill and enjoy