Free Subway.

[tommywishbone]

Funny story...

I'm riding my bicycle west on San Vincente in Brentwood earlier today. Up ahead, I see an XL large cardboard box in the middle of the right lane. Cars are slowing down and honking and swerving around the box. As I ride past, I start to run over the box but it had a little too much 'shape' and I just decide to kick the box. I kicked it and it did not move.

I stopped and walked back to get the box out of the road (good deed for the day sort of thing) and it was fairly heavy. Well I look inside and it contained a tall leather-backed bar stool. I took the chair out of the box and the shipping label said 11760 San Vincente (about 10 blocks east of where I was).

So, I tear off the shipping label and carry the chair to the Subway (sort of a funny site as I was riding my bike carrying a bar stool wrapped in plastic.

I walk in carrying the chair and the man behind the counter yells "My Chair! you saved my chair! You are a fine man! Where did you find my chair!"

Long story short... I get a free combo meal anytime I want. The end.

 

[imported_LoKe]

They were honking at the box?

...Did they expect it to move?

 

[SparkyJJO]

guess we know where you'll be eating alot

 

[saxophonoia]

Whoa Nice.

 

[sniperruff]

:thumbsup:

 

[The Godfather]

It would be even funnier if the next time you feel like a subway combo meal, he acts as if youre a stranger, you call him a lying arsehole and never come back again.

 

[Dissipate]

Long story short... I get a free combo meal anytime I want. The end.

Wow, that is quite a reward. I guess we know where you are going to be eating lunch.

 

[Powermoloch]

Awesome :thumbsup:

I would guess the combo you had was very tasty

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: LoKe
They were honking at the box?

...Did they expect it to move?

LOL, people are stupid.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: LoKe
They were honking at the box?

...Did they expect it to move?

LMFAO!!!

I thought the exact same thing...

LOL

 

[Sqube]

Insta karmic turnaround.

Well done on moving the chair, as most people seemed to think that the sheer force of their horns was going to move the box somehow?

 

[tommywishbone]

Originally posted by: LoKe
They were honking at the box?

...Did they expect it to move?

I was actually laughing at the cars for honking, just before I kicked the box. I'm lucky I didn't run over the box, as I was planning, as I would have crashed for sure. and then they would have been honking at me... "Get out of the road stupid!". :laugh:

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: tommywishbone

Originally posted by: LoKe
They were honking at the box?

...Did they expect it to move?

I was actually laughing at the cars for honking, just before I kicked the box. I'm lucky I didn't run over the box, as I was planning, as I would have crashed for sure.

This confuses me. You were on a bike and you were planning on running over a tall box? I mean, even if it were on its side it would be at least, I don't know, a foot and a half in width. How did that seem like a good idea to you?

 

[tommywishbone]

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: tommywishbone

Originally posted by: LoKe
They were honking at the box?

...Did they expect it to move?

I was actually laughing at the cars for honking, just before I kicked the box. I'm lucky I didn't run over the box, as I was planning, as I would have crashed for sure.

This confuses me. You were on a bike and you were planning on running over a tall box? I mean, even if it were on its side it would be at least, I don't know, a foot and a half in width. How did that seem like a good idea to you?

You're correct; it was on it's side and it was big, but it didn't look too strong, from a distance. I was going to run over it ( I was on my mountain bike going maybe 15 mph) but as I got closer it began to look bigger & "more strongly constructed" so I decided to swerve and just kick the big stupid box. :laugh:

If I had run over it, it would not have been a good idea. I frequently have ideas that are not good.

 

[imported_LoKe]

Originally posted by: tommywishbone

Originally posted by: LoKe

Originally posted by: tommywishbone

Originally posted by: LoKe
They were honking at the box?

...Did they expect it to move?

I was actually laughing at the cars for honking, just before I kicked the box. I'm lucky I didn't run over the box, as I was planning, as I would have crashed for sure.

This confuses me. You were on a bike and you were planning on running over a tall box? I mean, even if it were on its side it would be at least, I don't know, a foot and a half in width. How did that seem like a good idea to you?

You're correct, it was on it's side and it was big, but it didn't look too strong, from a distance. I was going to run over it ( I was on my mountain bike going maybe 15 mph) but as I got closer it began to look bigger & "more strongly constructed" so I decided to swerve and just kick the big stupid box. :laugh:

If you ran into it, you'd just push it away.

 

[SVT Cobra]

Wow nice with the free meals!

How did the box get there in the first place?

 

[tommywishbone]

Originally posted by: F22 Raptor
Wow nice with the free meals!

How did the box get there in the first place?

The owner of the Brentwood Subway also owns a Subway in Malibu (he told me the story) and he was taking a few new chairs to his Malibu store. It fell off the back of his pick-up truck. It seemed to me, a bit too nice of a chair for a Subway, and he explained that his Malibu Subway is sort of fancy.. Nice guy.

Oh, I don't think I get unlimited combos whenever I want, just a "combo meal anytime you want." One time... I think.

 

[KillerCharlie]

Originally posted by: tommywishbone

Oh, I don't think I get unlimited combos whenever I want, just a "combo meal anytime you want."

:frown:

 

[Goosemaster]

fvking awesome

 

[Aimster]

Just go in there and talk to the dude ... if you are good at talking to people he'll hook u up all the time.

I always get discounts at subway. I just talk to the lady at the register and she enters some promotional stamp coupon that they dont even use anymore