Thanks Ranger x, but this is now a dead deal.
<< I have to appologize to those of you that came to this page to request a free sample. Unfortunately, due to the intense demand, I'm going to have to discontinue my offer as completely free. In the past two days, well over 5000 people have responded to the offer. I did try to limit it to the first fifty people, but that seems to also be extremely unfair, as those first fifty that ordered in the first fifteen minutes after midnight were the ones that got the sample, which leaves the rest of you throughout the rest of the day receiving an automated message. >>