*Free* sample of Dream Cream

RideFree

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Dream Cream
I could really go off on all the uses for this...
There will probably be the usual frenzy of natty comments posted here...I'll get banned forever if I were to let my battleship mouth have sway over my rowboat mind.
 

NSA Lummox

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rofl

yeah, i want that intensity of being screwed over by shipping, because i'm among the 43% that is unpleased with shipping screw jobs/shipping screwage disfunctional
 

Monotaur

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Originally posted by: NSA Lummox
rofl

yeah, i want that intensity of being screwed over by shipping, because i'm among the 43% that is unpleased with shipping screw jobs/shipping screwage disfunctional

Wow... can you plug that into babel fish me for? I'm not even sure what input language to chose.

Thanks!
 

Cattlegod

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Originally posted by: NSA Lummox
rofl

yeah, i want that intensity of being screwed over by shipping, because i'm among the 43% that is unpleased with shipping screw jobs/shipping screwage disfunctional


:confused:
 

NSA Lummox

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read the ad people jeeze

"A recent study found that 43% of American women are dissatisfied with sex or even sexually dysfunctional"

"the cream's sexual effects are subtle and natural feeling, yet it profoundly increases a woman's sensitivity and improves the frequency and intensity of orgasms"

insert shipping fee instead of sex and the implication that you're being screwed by the shipping and . . .

oh just forget it. i would have assumed that people would pick up on the fact that you need to read the link to catch what i was implying/being stupid about, and i blame myself for doing so



 

Vich

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fter your free trial period you will receive your first jar on 05/07/2006 and every 30 days thereafter (at a cost of $39.95 USD per jar + Shipping and Handling).

By ordering the Dream Cream Free Trial Autoship Program, you acknowledge that your first shipment of Dream Cream (a sample 3 pack) will be free and you will only pay for shipping and handling. This shipping and handling fee is not refundable.

You also acknowledge and accept that 14 days from your free trial invoice date your credit card will be billed for ($39.95 USD) + (Shipping and Handling) and you will be shipped one 1 oz. jar of Dream Cream every 30 days unless you cancel your Dream Cream Autoship Program by calling our toll free number - 877-28-DREAM (877-283-7326).
 

brownzilla786

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Originally posted by: Vich
fter your free trial period you will receive your first jar on 05/07/2006 and every 30 days thereafter (at a cost of $39.95 USD per jar + Shipping and Handling).

By ordering the Dream Cream Free Trial Autoship Program, you acknowledge that your first shipment of Dream Cream (a sample 3 pack) will be free and you will only pay for shipping and handling. This shipping and handling fee is not refundable.

You also acknowledge and accept that 14 days from your free trial invoice date your credit card will be billed for ($39.95 USD) + (Shipping and Handling) and you will be shipped one 1 oz. jar of Dream Cream every 30 days unless you cancel your Dream Cream Autoship Program by calling our toll free number - 877-28-DREAM (877-283-7326).


scam
 

Devil2U

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Originally posted by: brownzilla786
Originally posted by: Vich
fter your free trial period you will receive your first jar on 05/07/2006 and every 30 days thereafter (at a cost of $39.95 USD per jar + Shipping and Handling).

By ordering the Dream Cream Free Trial Autoship Program, you acknowledge that your first shipment of Dream Cream (a sample 3 pack) will be free and you will only pay for shipping and handling. This shipping and handling fee is not refundable.

You also acknowledge and accept that 14 days from your free trial invoice date your credit card will be billed for ($39.95 USD) + (Shipping and Handling) and you will be shipped one 1 oz. jar of Dream Cream every 30 days unless you cancel your Dream Cream Autoship Program by calling our toll free number - 877-28-DREAM (877-283-7326).


scam

spam
 

allisolm

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If you got an email about this you'd immediately ship it to the spam pile along with all the other messages concerning products "guaranteed" to make things better, bigger, fuller, thinner, perkier,etc. .
 

ShizNet

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here is an instruction on how to use it:

1. apply cream on genitalia
2. start rubbing it in slowly
3. speed up
4. continue until climax
5. repeat steps 1-4
 

RideFree

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allisolm,
I presume that is your professional medical opinion?
This actually is not one of those that you describe.

Some of the nation's top medical people are behind this and the formulation was actually compounded by Dr. Jed Kaminetsky, M.D., a prominent urologist and clinical assistant professor at New York University Medical Center. And while I know that this may mean nothing of itself, the cadre of M.D.s that are in support of this and Dr. Kaminetsky?s work is impressive.
This is not some lab rat in a white coat saying, ?I?ve been using this for a whole year!?

However, I am also aware of the pure scam-junk that you allude to in your post. This is definitely not of the same genera.

Further reading 1. As featured on Channel 10 (NBC in Philadelphia)
http://www.nbc10.com/health/2875204/detail.html

Further reading 2. ? tons of it.
http://www.dreamcream.com/media.php

I am not associated with this in any way but am willing to learn all I can?:D:D:D

Edited:
Even more reading from the pages of New York Magazine.
http://www.newyorkmetro.com/nymetro/health/features/4633/index.html

I was doing some research on PT-141 and stumbled across the ?free? Dream Cream deal.
(Yeah, research, right!)
 

IEC

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Well the doctor mentioned actually seems to exist:

Link to NYU Med

I think it's legit, but the sales practices seem kinda shady to me.
 

szechuanpork

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I think it's legit, but the sales practices seem kinda shady to me

its a damn shame. so much crap thats shadily sold. why does an apparently legit product intentionally destroy itself with the crap marketing?:confused:
 

allisolm

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Originally posted by:allisolm
If you got an email about this you'd immediately ship it to the spam pile along with all the other messages concerning products "guaranteed" to make things better, bigger, fuller, thinner, perkier,etc. .
Originally posted by: RideFree
allisolm,
I presume that is your professional medical opinion?



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Gilby

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Originally posted by: Vich
fter your free trial period you will receive your first jar on 05/07/2006 and every 30 days thereafter (at a cost of $39.95 USD per jar + Shipping and Handling).

Sheesh.

To be fair, the stuff is $50 per 1oz jar on drugstore.com, and they claim to be $10 off the regular price.
 

Souka

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Originally posted by: Gilby
Originally posted by: Vich
fter your free trial period you will receive your first jar on 05/07/2006 and every 30 days thereafter (at a cost of $39.95 USD per jar + Shipping and Handling).

Sheesh.

To be fair, the stuff is $50 per 1oz jar on drugstore.com, and they claim to be $10 off the regular price.

So if I sell you the Brooklyn bridge for $100 as opposed to $1000, its a "good deal?"


:)
 

altonb1

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Originally posted by: allisolm
Originally posted by:allisolm
If you got an email about this you'd immediately ship it to the spam pile along with all the other messages concerning products "guaranteed" to make things better, bigger, fuller, thinner, perkier,etc. .
Originally posted by: RideFree
allisolm,
I presume that is your professional medical opinion?



Reading comprehension a problem? Improve Your Mental Performance with the World?s First Neural Accelerator. It's been on TV, has Clinically Supported Science Used by Students at Harvard, Princeton, Yale, Oxford and by 17 World Champions, is lab-tested and supported by Dr. Michael Janzen and Dr. Anil Simhadri and it's guaranteed! ;)

Why is this turning into flame-bait?!?
 

gorcorps

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Originally posted by: Souka
Originally posted by: Gilby
Originally posted by: Vich
fter your free trial period you will receive your first jar on 05/07/2006 and every 30 days thereafter (at a cost of $39.95 USD per jar + Shipping and Handling).

Sheesh.

To be fair, the stuff is $50 per 1oz jar on drugstore.com, and they claim to be $10 off the regular price.

So if I sell you the Brooklyn bridge for $100 as opposed to $1000, its a "good deal?"

:)

HELLZ YA I'd buy that bridge for $100! And toll the hell out of it too... o wait... that's not your point huh.
 

Aquila76

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For a similar effect, why not just crush & dissolve a couple Altoids in some KY? $5 tops at WalMart for a months worth, and if you need to get 'that taste' out, there ya go.