Free Pruning Shears from SyncSort

[Ranger X]

--X--> Pruning Shears

For those times when you just want to cut something.

 

[superdave]

you da man!!!

 

[OutlawWolf]

Thx. X.
SyncSort offers some other freebie if I'm right.

 

[Ranger X]

You're right OW. SyncSort does offer other freebies.

 

[phule]

just don't run with them kids!

 

[godsgift]

Thanx X

 

[bygdaddy]

Thx X

 

[SoulAssassin]

SyncSort & Pruning Shears?

One of these things is not like the other, one of these things just doesn't belong. Who was the brilliant marketing exec that said, "Hmmm, I bet a bunch of computer guys could really use some pruning shears." I'd say the odds of this actually showing up are pretty high. Demand really can't be all that high.

 

[RaDragon]

ah... thanks! those kewl shears can prune my bonsai tree!

 

[dirtrat]

I'm assuming you are ALL Qualified IT Professionals? Thats the fine print on who can receive these shears. I've given up on most of these offers because they usually don't pan out and are targeted for a very specific group and are a waste of time. Good luck in getting these. Hopefully some of you fit into this catagory.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Woohoo!! My cat Fluffy is gonna be so happy when these things come in the mail and so is my wife when I surprise her with a new fur coat!! Thanks man.

 

[shiznut123]

<< My cat Fluffy is gonna be so happy when these things come in the mail and so is my wife when I surprise her with a new fur coat!! >>

LMAO!!!!!



Thanx Mr. X!

 

[Tallgeese]

as thanks for all the great deals....

The Ranger X Theme Song
(sung to the tune of &quot;Speed Racer,&quot; heard here in its entirety)
(and yes, I took some license with X's handle. So sue me already. )

Here he comes!
Here comes X Ranger!
He's a Diamond with deals!

He's a Diamond
and he'll always be
postin' about somethin'.

He's got another
so you'd better look alive!
He's busy sendin' up
another pocket knife!

And when CSRs're against him,
and it's touchy work,
You bet your life X Ranger
will still get through.

Go X Ranger!
Go X Ranger!
Go X Ranger GOOOOOO!

He's never lyin'
when he posts a link or lists a crack.
He's clickin' on two coupons
like they're never gonna stack.
A great deal's waitin' just AHEAD!

Go X Ranger!
Go X Ranger!
Go X Ranger GOOOOOO!

 

[UF Jspec]

Ranger X must have some secret deal with the devil.

Thanks again.

 

[Ranger X]

LMAO, thanks for the song!

 

[Tallgeese]

X, you're quite welcome

 

[randadore]

looks like the site is back up!

*Available to qualified IT professionals in the U.S. and Canada.

so tell me, why do qualified IT professionals need pruning shears?

thx X!

 

[bonk102]

hey, aren't we all qualified IT professionals at heart?

 

[echozero]

hahahaha, of course! we're all it professionals... =)

 

[smartt]

Actually, I'm more interested in their software than the pruning shears. At work we are trying to do some database loads for an Oracle database for SAP R/3 and it is going to take us forever. Who knew I'd find a possible solution here. Thanks X.

 

[DerProfi]

When I did SAS programming about 10 years ago, SyncSort was the only way to go if you wanted decent speed on certain data manipulations. I'm actually surprised to see that 10 years later the SAS Institute still hasn't sped up their own base SAS procedures enough to put SyncSort out of the SAS add-on business.

 

[Ranger X]

I have yet to receive anything from SyncSort. I guess they're really enforcing the &quot;Must be IT Professional&quot; rule.