free polar condoms

MrBond

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Can always use free condoms, they're great for making baloon animals, its the only way I can afford to be a part time street clown :). I wonder if these have the resivour tips, b/c they make great noses for the balloon dogs...

Hehe, polar condoms. I can just imagine the jokes now :)
 

prodigy

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<< they're great for making baloon animals >>



Funny, I always thought there were other uses for them.:D I can't remember any off the top of my head right now though. :eek:
 

MrBond

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Hehe, well, when you live in the county with the #1 HIV rate in the state, and are a short drive from the college campus with one the highest STD rates in the country, you tend to avoide doing the &quot;other things.&quot; I'm not sleeping with anyone, unless she has a blood test first.

Wow, I guess I have a pretty screwed up idea of foreplay :eek:
 

wjones

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i've registered for many free condoms but never received a thing (maybe the postman needs it ;))