Jesus Christ...
At first I thought there was some kind of scientific application for it. I mean it says, "As a matter of fact, it is rocket science" here and "Is it safe?" there, but WHAM! "Condoms: Now you feel them, now you don?t." My purist thoughts of using this to lubricate the bearings on my hsf all gone... Oh well. Now you feel them, now you don't. =)