Free Doritos

[Hammerhead]

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A cargo container that apparently fell from a ship washed up on the Outer Banks of North Carolina today and spilled thousands of bags of Doritos brand tortilla chips on the beach. Scavengers collected the chips, which were apparently still fresh due to their airtight packaging. It was unknown which ship had lost the cargo or to what port it was bound

 

[simms]

hahahah.. well none of them are fat (yet).

 

[courtjester123]

woah check out that cargo container, hard to believe the thing actually washed up that far ONTO the shore

 

[So]

I can see the onion headline now:

Doritos Tanker Spill leads to hundreds of satisfied seagulls and pigeons across the southeast, Nation's lardasses rush to assist in the cleanup.

 

[Demon-Xanth]

Cue the family guy clip where he starts to give the deckhands some Doritos!

 

[Hammerhead]

Originally posted by: courtjester123
woah check out that cargo container, hard to believe the thing actually washed up that far ONTO the shore

The photo could have been taken at low tide...plus a nor'easter blew through there a few days ago.

 

[CraKaJaX]

Originally posted by: So
I can see the onion headline now:

Doritos Tanker Spill leads to hundreds of satisfied seagulls and pigeons across the southeast, Nation's lardasses rush to assist in the cleanup.

Are you a news reporter?

 

[thirdeye]

Looks like lots of people are gonna be getting Doritos under the xmas tree

 

[imported_Devine]

I see my favorite, Cool Ranch .. .. mmmmm, oh and looky here, I got a bag of them sitting right next to me

 

[slsmnaz]

Originally posted by: thirdeye
Looks like lots of people are gonna be getting Doritos under the xmas tree

Good idea, hope they're not all gone!

 

[Hammerhead]

"Aww mom! not Doritos casserole again! we had that 3 times already this week."

 

[Kwaipie]

(AP) Amsterdam, Netherlands
Staff Reporter

Hundreds of marijuana aficionados let out a collective gasp at the news that the container of Doritos they had shipped to Rotterdam had gone overboard in the USA. When asked what the next step would be, Stephen "two tokes" vanRaden said, "dude... I don't know what kind of munchies we're going to, wait... what was the question?"

 

[FoBoT]

dude, that is awesome
i would eat those