Boy, you can bet that every non-computer item post will get jokes about being refurb and/or used. Yet somehow, it IS a bit more humorous with this post.
FireCrotchBurns has the best post with the Firestone quip.
VRoOMdesigns comment from the Trojan site is a close second.
Then, like this, the rest are fillers.
Ending with a plea for equal opportunity for the ladies in need in that someone now needs to post some diaphragm or pill freebies!