Those freaking b*stards.....how lame.
$4 for a sample of coffee cake? Hmm.....
I'll give anyone here a 3.5" floppy disk...oh wait, there's a $3 per disk shipping/handling charge. If you like the disk, I'll give you $3 off your next order of disks....
Lame lame lame.... *but hey, it does cost money to make and ship food....*