Free Certificate of "Existence"

daid

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Oct 13, 1999
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The site is up now. Hmmm... Why are they sending these out? E-mail addresses?
 

divinemartyr

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Oct 18, 2000
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I'm really starting to think there should be a completely separate forum for free things worth under $10, some of these posts are getting out of hand. A certificate of existence? My best friend in California got a gift on his 21st birthday from his 4 year old daughter, it was a "Certificate of Living". This reminds me of that. Something a 4 year old came up with, except this time it's from some company and doesn't mean anything. What a hot deal.

divinemartyr
 

TAsunder

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Oct 6, 2000
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I'll handwrite a certificate of existence and send it to anyone who wants it for a mere $5. Or I'll use clip art like these guys did for a mere $10. What a deal. WTF is this deal? The sample certificate looks ridiculous. I am wondering if it's a scam to get us on a mass-marketting list. If you will note, the entire site is devoted to this, which seems like an awful waste of money unless someone is putting our name on some porn distribution list or something.
 

Wedesdo

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Jun 5, 2000
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isn't it obvious? this is a classsic address collection scam.

do not fall for this!!!
 

sirionn

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Sep 19, 2000
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A Quote:
Welcome to the most unique place in the cyberspace. Yes, you must have heard of (in fact received many) Certificates of Excellence. People with extra ordinary talent and achievements often receive the Certificates of Excellence. But the fact that you are EXISTING in this world when the human race is entering into a new Millennium is in itself of great importance. Think of those people who will be born in the year 2001 or the unfortunate people who passed away in the year 1999. They do not have the privilege of witnessing the threshold of another 1000 golden years of the human race. By the way, do you know of anybody from your family that existed in 1000 A.D?? Don't worry! This Certificate of Existence that you are going to get now, if preserved and passed through generations, will let your future generations know that they have ancestors who lived during 2000A.D.

rofl
Do I know if anyone in my family existed in 1000AD??
Well..I guess all of my ancestors could have died in 999, and could have been ressurected in 1001..I wish they had certificates of existance to prove that they did in fact live then. Oh well, that ruins my day.
 

Ape

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Jul 29, 2000
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I new I existed. Now I have the form to prove it. Ape Out.
 

Ranger X

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Mar 18, 2000
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I guess we can tell Descartes to shove it since we can prove our existence by our certificate and not by his philosophy. :D
 

prodigy

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WoundedWallet, it's people like you that ruin legitimate deals for the rest of us!!! :|:|:|:|:|














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Souka

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Sep 25, 2000
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I think therefore I am.

Well, I'm not sure I think, so I may not be....therefore I may not exist....

hehhee...oh I got a headache now.