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Welcome to the most unique place in the cyberspace. Yes, you must have heard of (in fact received many) Certificates of Excellence. People with extra ordinary talent and achievements often receive the Certificates of Excellence. But the fact that you are EXISTING in this world when the human race is entering into a new Millennium is in itself of great importance. Think of those people who will be born in the year 2001 or the unfortunate people who passed away in the year 1999. They do not have the privilege of witnessing the threshold of another 1000 golden years of the human race. By the way, do you know of anybody from your family that existed in 1000 A.D?? Don't worry! This Certificate of Existence that you are going to get now, if preserved and passed through generations, will let your future generations know that they have ancestors who lived during 2000A.D.
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Do I know if anyone in my family existed in 1000AD??
Well..I guess all of my ancestors could have died in 999, and could have been ressurected in 1001..I wish they had certificates of existance to prove that they did in fact live then. Oh well, that ruins my day.