The pen is worth so much more than the cap. Why can't some qualified person or someone with a good imagination come up with a list of bs to the questions that they have on the form? I would do that but it's late and my brain isn't working properly. As for this being teachers only, who gives a sh*t? As long as it's free and it's not illegal to get by bsing, I don't care. Besides, what teachers need is a higher salary, not some executive pen that probably don't even match the shirts that they are wearing cuz they can't afford nice clothing.