Fred Phelps doesn't like John Stewart or Stephen Colbert
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mrSHEiK124
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Whoozyerdaddy
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I was unaware that the bible referred to John Stewart and Steven Colbert by name on several occasions.
thirdeye
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If this guy had his way, Christianity would be more backwards and hateful than even what the worst Islam extremists preach.
Originally posted by: thirdeye
While it's quite funny, it would be even funnier if it weren't true
Can't add anything to that statement
DainBramaged
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To the owner of a heavily-modified Buick Lacerne in the lot 341, your engine compartment is on fire.
BTW, is it me or that man having too much fun saying 'sodomites and 'f@gs'; he takes too much pelasure in it.....watch him turnout to be...you know...
BTW, is it me or that man having too much fun saying 'sodomites and 'f@gs'; he takes too much pelasure in it.....watch him turnout to be...you know...
Jeff7
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That was great. Talking about Sodom, and how the people, the next day, were toast. Accompanied by a picture of a piece of toast.
Wow, he used the toast picture at least twice. Stock footage of toast.
That is just classic.
Then, the people, found themselves feeling as dumb as a bunch of turnips.
(Image of turnips.)
They then began to speak out against the evils of the world, braying on like farm animals.
(Image of goats and cows.)
Although, a battle of the crazies would benefit everyone - Islamic extremists blow themselves up to kill our psychos. Net result: Level of insanity in the world declines.
Damn, I really feel like having toast now.
From what we were taught in history last year (college class, not high school level), Jesus would probably not endorse anything this guy's preaching. Jesus sounded like a pretty peaceful sort of guy. If people did truly follow his teachings, there would be fewer problems in the world, and that's coming from an atheist. I don't recall anything that said he wanted to kill or harm people, though I really just got the overview of world religions.
Wow, he used the toast picture at least twice. Stock footage of toast.
That is just classic.
Then, the people, found themselves feeling as dumb as a bunch of turnips.
(Image of turnips.)
They then began to speak out against the evils of the world, braying on like farm animals.
(Image of goats and cows.)
They got their crazies, we've got our own. Ours just haven't quite got the penchant for blowing up things that their extremists have.
Although, a battle of the crazies would benefit everyone - Islamic extremists blow themselves up to kill our psychos. Net result: Level of insanity in the world declines.
Damn, I really feel like having toast now.
From what we were taught in history last year (college class, not high school level), Jesus would probably not endorse anything this guy's preaching. Jesus sounded like a pretty peaceful sort of guy. If people did truly follow his teachings, there would be fewer problems in the world, and that's coming from an atheist. I don't recall anything that said he wanted to kill or harm people, though I really just got the overview of world religions.
Originally posted by: Jeff7
That was great. Talking about Sodom, and how the people, the next day, were toast. Accompanied by a picture of a piece of toast.
Wow, he used the toast picture at least twice. Stock footage of toast.
That is just classic.
Then, the people, found themselves feeling as dumb as a bunch of turnips.
(Image of turnips.)
They then began to speak out against the evils of the world, braying on like farm animals.
(Image of goats and cows.)
They got their crazies, we've got our own. Ours just haven't quite got the penchant for blowing up things that their extremists have.
Although, a battle of the crazies would benefit everyone - Islamic extremists blow themselves up to kill our psychos. Net result: Level of insanity in the world declines.
Damn, I really feel like having toast now.
From what we were taught in history last year (college class, not high school level), Jesus would probably not endorse anything this guy's preaching. Jesus sounded like a pretty peaceful sort of guy. If people did truly follow his teachings, there would be fewer problems in the world, and that's coming from an atheist. I don't recall anything that said he wanted to kill or harm people, though I really just got the overview of world religions.
all of that stuff is in the Old Testament, pre-Jesus
Kadarin
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Originally posted by: kmr1212
Originally posted by: Jeff7
That was great. Talking about Sodom, and how the people, the next day, were toast. Accompanied by a picture of a piece of toast.
Wow, he used the toast picture at least twice. Stock footage of toast.
That is just classic.
Then, the people, found themselves feeling as dumb as a bunch of turnips.
(Image of turnips.)
They then began to speak out against the evils of the world, braying on like farm animals.
(Image of goats and cows.)
They got their crazies, we've got our own. Ours just haven't quite got the penchant for blowing up things that their extremists have.
Although, a battle of the crazies would benefit everyone - Islamic extremists blow themselves up to kill our psychos. Net result: Level of insanity in the world declines.
Damn, I really feel like having toast now.
From what we were taught in history last year (college class, not high school level), Jesus would probably not endorse anything this guy's preaching. Jesus sounded like a pretty peaceful sort of guy. If people did truly follow his teachings, there would be fewer problems in the world, and that's coming from an atheist. I don't recall anything that said he wanted to kill or harm people, though I really just got the overview of world religions.
all of that stuff is in the Old Testament, pre-Jesus
The fanatics who are preaching all the fire and brimstone are heretics who worship the bible, as opposed to accepting the teachings of Jesus.
Originally posted by: Astaroth33
Originally posted by: kmr1212
Originally posted by: Jeff7
That was great. Talking about Sodom, and how the people, the next day, were toast. Accompanied by a picture of a piece of toast.
Wow, he used the toast picture at least twice. Stock footage of toast.
That is just classic.
Then, the people, found themselves feeling as dumb as a bunch of turnips.
(Image of turnips.)
They then began to speak out against the evils of the world, braying on like farm animals.
(Image of goats and cows.)
They got their crazies, we've got our own. Ours just haven't quite got the penchant for blowing up things that their extremists have.
Although, a battle of the crazies would benefit everyone - Islamic extremists blow themselves up to kill our psychos. Net result: Level of insanity in the world declines.
Damn, I really feel like having toast now.
From what we were taught in history last year (college class, not high school level), Jesus would probably not endorse anything this guy's preaching. Jesus sounded like a pretty peaceful sort of guy. If people did truly follow his teachings, there would be fewer problems in the world, and that's coming from an atheist. I don't recall anything that said he wanted to kill or harm people, though I really just got the overview of world religions.
all of that stuff is in the Old Testament, pre-Jesus
The fanatics who are preaching all the fire and brimstone are heretics who worship the bible, as opposed to accepting the teachings of Jesus.
i agree. i think people need to find a balance and realize the Bible was written from man. I forget who said it, but a historian has a famous quote that "God did not deliver the Bible via divine fax." or something...
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Jesus said he came to uphold the law or something like that so some christians take that to mean the old testament still applies (most christians believe in the old testament to some degree). Phelp's big kick is being anti-gay and there's anti-gay stuff in the new testament.
Phelp's church has two .PDFs on their site to support their take on christianity.
One is a bunch of examples of scripture that support their views (direct link)
the other is put together to support their position that the christian god is a god of "hatred and wrath towards most of mankind." (direct link)
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