FPMITA prison - an apparent guide

[Gooberlx2]

I'd tell them I have AID and herpes. I'd bet they would care

- HIV --> AIDS...same virus
- something like 1/5 of people in civilian population already have genital herpes, much less other forms. That's definitely not a deal breaker.

...ooh you're just baiting me now anyway. :$

 

[trmiv]

He said that people will do some fucking ridiculous shit to stay safe. Basically if they think you are fucking insane or diseased they will keep away. One dude on the first day ate his own shit and kept yelling he'd give everyone hep C if they got near him. Apparently it worked.

Reminds me of a Martin Lawrence stand up where he talks about not washing his ass if he goes to jail.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EfuKqgM8XM

 

[nick1985]

Wow, women should do this when they are about to be raped. This would end the crime of rape.

You're a genius.

I dont see why all women dont scream they are HIV positive to their rapists.

 

[Tristicus]

Don't lie, you'd take it like a bitch.

I'm not your mother sir.

 

[PingSpike]

If I was a criminal and I could potentially be caught and sent to fpmita prison, I'd be prepared and learn some wicked mma and killing the nerves on my finger tips so I could stab faces.

Then, 5 minutes after you broke your own fingers trying to stab some giant freak in the skull with them you'd be butt raped to smithereens.

 

[ichy]

He said that people will do some fucking ridiculous shit to stay safe. Basically if they think you are fucking insane or diseased they will keep away. One dude on the first day ate his own shit and kept yelling he'd give everyone hep C if they got near him. Apparently it worked.

Makes sense. As vile as eating your own crap is it's better than getting raped.