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Foxitis, Foxmania and a possible vaccine

cytg111

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Mar 17, 2008
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It sort of rhymes with rabies doesnt it, on more than two levels?


So from this we can infer that
1. Fox is a foreign agent that a healthy host will try and counter with anti bodies.
1.1 The US is not a healthy host.
2. Shit is contagious.
2.1 Keep distance to infected individuals.
3. Shit is terminal when symptoms first emerge.
3.1 Cages. You got some leftover cages at the border right?
 

kage69

Lifer
Jul 17, 2003
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If there really was a vaccine against TDS/Foxitis, that would be fuckin great.

Democracy would improve drastically and we'd have less of an issue dealing with a changing climate and economy. I imagine it would put a real dent in the GQP's platform of racism and their anti-woman agenda.

Oh to dream.
 
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HomerJS

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Would it be unconstitutional for the FCC to require standards for media outlets to maintain their "news" license? No conspiracy theories, no lying, no falsehoods. If an outlet doesn't want to comply the are relicensed to "entertainment" It would include the over the air and cable outlets
 
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cytg111

Lifer
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If there really was a vaccine against TDS/Foxitis, that would be fuckin great.

Democracy would improve drastically and we'd have less of an issue dealing with a changing climate and economy. I imagine it would put a real dent in the GQP's platform of racism and their anti-woman agenda.

Oh to dream.
I know I backed out of the vaccine prome, I was typing out something Trump on the campaign trail about something Hillary... then walked it back.
 

dank69

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Until we officially classify Fox as a disease that needs to be eradicated you don't get to use it as an excuse.
 
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cytg111

Lifer
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Until we officially classify Fox as a disease that needs to be eradicated you don't get to use it as an excuse.
Well IF they ARE successful in that regard then Fox can then be sued for what they made people do jan 6th. I dont know man.
 
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BoomerD

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There are actually a few different variants of the Foxitis vaccine...








unfortunately, for sufferers of that vile disease, the cure seems worse than the disease itself.
 
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tweaker2

Lifer
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I kind'a see Trumpitis as a hellish addiction much like how powerful opiates turns people into zombies. His lies as well as the lies of the GOP leadership are panacea for their rank and file, making them feel safe and secure from those other lies they're being fed to make them feel hateful and fearful of the boogeymen their leadership had concocted out of thin air.

A neat little package of fairytales featuring ogres (radical left commie socialist liberals) that threaten their racist/supremacist way of life and their made up heroes (Trump, their insurrectionist patriots, Gaetz, McConnell, Greene, their politicized Christian sheepherder proselytizers, etc.) who battle and defeat those made up monsters time after time at the polls.

Brothers Grimm got nothing on those Repub tellers of tales.
 

Amol S.

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I kind'a see Trumpitis as a hellish addiction much like how powerful opiates turns people into zombies. His lies as well as the lies of the GOP leadership are panacea for their rank and file, making them feel safe and secure from those other lies they're being fed to make them feel hateful and fearful of the boogeymen their leadership had concocted out of thin air.

A neat little package of fairytales featuring ogres (radical left commie socialist liberals) that threaten their racist/supremacist way of life and their made up heroes (Trump, their insurrectionist patriots, Gaetz, McConnell, Greene, their politicized Christian sheepherder proselytizers, etc.) who battle and defeat those made up monsters time after time at the polls.

Brothers Grimm got nothing on those Repub tellers of tales.
Trumpitis is actually a late stage of Foxitis, similar to how AIDS is a late stage of HIV.
 

blackangst1

Lifer
Feb 23, 2005
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Would it be unconstitutional for the FCC to require standards for media outlets to maintain their "news" license? No conspiracy theories, no lying, no falsehoods. If an outlet doesn't want to comply the are relicensed to "entertainment" It would include the over the air and cable outlets
If you need to ask...
 

blackangst1

Lifer
Feb 23, 2005
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Until we officially classify Fox as a disease that needs to be eradicated you don't get to use it as an excuse.
Well, TBH you can use ANYTHING as a defense. Its whether or not the jury or judge buys it (most wont). So meh. Live and let live.
 

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