Fox news makes you dumber (scientific study)

[WHAMPOM]

It's all those flashing lights, text and sensationalization of the most common events - looks like the Fox viewers have suffered from brain damage.

TONIGHT: FOX NEWS brings you - Bacongate 2011.

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Good evening America - millions of you are eating bacon. As we speak, the consumption of bacon is occuring.

But, did any of you realize, that bacon, is actually pig's ass?

And, what is the Obama administration doing about it?

Ham is pigs' ass, bacon is the divine belly of Pig. Oh, faux spews junky. Now we know why the poll results came about.