Fox News Counter/Drinking game

[Jschmuck2]

Bill Ayers: 2
Karl Rove: 2
Sam Waterston appearances: 1


"Mainstream Media Liberal Elite" (or variations thereof): 4
"In the tank": 2
"Statistical balance in exit polls that is skewed toward democrats": 1

Socialist: 1

 

[LS8]

They certainly have you by the balls, you keep watching them.

 

[Jschmuck2]

Originally posted by: LS8
They certainly have you by the balls, you keep watching them.

I sure do! I'm hoping that Sean Hannity comes on the air and slams his hand in a car door until it turns black and falls off

 

[nageov3t]

I forget who had this idea originally, but I liked 2 shots for every red state gone blue and 1 shot for every "first black president."

maybe an extra shot every time jpeyton uses the word epic in the election thread

 

[TallBill]

Originally posted by: LS8
They certainly have you by the balls, you keep watching them.

Haha, it'd be funny if the guys over at Fox news were not republicans at all, but merely searching for the best way to raise their ratings. They have both sides tuning in, so obviously it's a possibility.

 

[CycloWizard]

Your prescription ran out this close to election day? That's sad. Too bad your hero won't be able to use my money to fill it for you until late January.

 

[Jschmuck2]

Originally posted by: CycloWizard
Your prescription ran out this close to election day? That's sad. Too bad your hero won't be able to use my money to fill it for you until late January.

And when that day comes, I'm going to light my cigars with your redneck cash

 

[CycloWizard]

Originally posted by: Jschmuck2
And when that day comes, I'm going to light my cigars with your redneck cash

At least you admit that you're a bigoted, selfish jackass. Most hippies insist that they're benevolent and only steal my hard-earned cash to help others. Douchebag. And that's Dr. Redneck to you.

 

[Jschmuck2]

Originally posted by: CycloWizard

Originally posted by: Jschmuck2
And when that day comes, I'm going to light my cigars with your redneck cash

At least you admit that you're a bigoted, selfish jackass. Most hippies insist that they're benevolent and only steal my hard-earned cash to help others. Douchebag. And that's Dr. Redneck to you.

Fair enough Dr. Redneck. Tell me, don't you have a gay-stoning or a minority disenfranchising to be at today?

Helping others is SO for the gays, amirite?

 

[CycloWizard]

Originally posted by: Jschmuck2
Fair enough Dr. Redneck. Tell me, don't you have a gay-stoning or a minority disenfranchising to be at today?

Helping others is SO for the gays, amirite?

You never mentioned helping others, only yourself. It would be a pity to renege on your honesty at this point.

 

[Jschmuck2]

Did I? You're right, what I meant to say was:

"I'm going to light my cigar and the cigars of my hippy commune, baby killing, ass fucking friends with your cash."

I apologize for any confusion.