Who the fuck wrote that? The Shamino/Kingpin setup smokes that in every test:
30.8% Faster in Jane Nash
70.9% Faster in New Calico
29.3% Faster in AI
35.5% Faster in Physics
Maybe I should apply to write articles for that site because I'm good at ignoring facts too:
Honda Reclaims Fastest Production Car Record
My 1.5L Honda Del Sol did a quarter mile in an astounding 22.6 seconds, edging out the old <insert actual fastest production car>'s time of 9.5 seconds. The Honda actually wasn't even close to the record, but no one is actually going to double check the numbers, so its the winner in our hearts.