Found this humorous.

Incitatus

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Jun 29, 2003
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"Hate to tell you this, but that page ain\'t here.",
"Seriously. It\'s not.",
"404 baby. 40-freakin\'-4.",
"I even tried multi,",
"which is much more than I do for most folks.",
"Most times, I just zap up a blank page",
"and give the old 404 rap,",
"But you, you\'re special, baby.",
"And, if I could, I\'d run off right now",
"and find the page you wanted.",
"Or, even better, run off with you",
"and screw the stupid page.",
"God, you\'re beautiful.",
"Your eyes are just like vapid pools of fire.",
"Lipid! Not vapid, lipid!",
"Sorry. no, it\'s LIMPID! Limpid pools.",
"Of fire.",
"Your eyes are, I mean.",
"Sorry about that,",
"but I\'m just not used to talking to such a gorgeous Web surfer.",
"I\'m all tongue-tied.",
"See, you smiled. God, your smile is so great.",
"Just one smile from you, and I\'d be able to go for weeks.",
"I mean, don\'t get me wrong...",
"I meet a lot of folks on this job.",
"And sure, there are some beauties,",
"but there\'s no one like you.",
"*sigh*",
"So whadya think?",
"Is it possible for a hard-working, generally bug-free Web server",
"and a beautiful Web surfer to find love",
"in this crazy, mixed-up world?",
"You do? I do too!",
"C\'mon baby, gimme a kiss!",
"Go on, plant those lips on the screen and smooch me.",
"It\'s not really the same, since the screen gets all the action",
"but it\'s good enough for me.",
"C\'mon, gimme a smooch.",
"Just one?",
"OK, OK, I\'m sorry.",
"Moving too fast. Sorry.",
"Oh, you don\'t have to go yet!",
"Look, I\'m sorry things got a little screwy.",
"I just want to start over.",
"I promise I\'ll just serve the page, nothing more.",
"But if it\'s OK with you, can I still admire you from a distance?",
"*sigh*"
 

rudeguy

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Dec 27, 2001
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/bookmarks page

gonna go back there next time I need something to bore me to sleep
 

ClueLis

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I've heard of people wo enjoy pain, but never before have I seen a person for whom their own pain was funny.
 

LordMorpheus

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Aug 14, 2002
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I've seen these things before. This isn't that funny, a good one was a web server with major insecurity that went insane in the little text box, which was ok fun if you are tired enough to care for more than a few minutes.