Found naked pics of my father in basement *new pics*

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Lifer
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Originally posted by: crazygirl
Originally posted by: jemcam
Originally posted by: crazygirl
Originally posted by: Rufus12
So tonight I was going to down the basement to do look for some things, and I happened to happen upon an envelope with naked pics of my father accompanying another woman who is not my mom. I was quite shocked. Now I need to know a way to get out of this situation. Any ideas? I don't think I can live with the guilt of holding this knowledge in, but I don't wanna stir up anything that would lead to divorce.

Update: image image2 proof?

Going to talk to my sister about this when I see her, and we'll both decide what to do.

How dare you look through his belongings? He should get his belt and smack you around until you learn how unwelcome your spying eyes are.

You disgust me.

Shut up noob and go back to your hole and watch longer before you make stupid posts that don't contribute to anything.

I better listen since you're the master of posts that don't contribute to anything. Thanks tough guy, you scared me straight with your badass attitude and wicked cool ways.

Just kidding, you're a nerd.
How old are you?
 

Quiksilver

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Well at least now you can fap to the pics knowing they aren't of your mother.... or is it?!?!?
 

ChaoZ

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This must be the best well planned out thread ever. If not, then lulz. Sure she is your cousin?
 

RESmonkey

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OP, have you ever sat down and thought about this? There's an OBVIOUS explanation to it all:

That's not your mom. That's a space alien sent out to collect ur dad's genes, and you're just an experimental offspring b/w alien and human. It all makes sense. OP, do you have green or purple skin by any chance? Do you, by any chance, go out and night and destroy entire cities?
 

TallBill

Lifer
Apr 29, 2001
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Originally posted by: Rufus12
Man?. What a day I?ve had. After due deliberation I decided to not tell my sister, and keep it all to myself. This year my family decided to go to my aunt?s house for thanksgiving, and I saw the woman from the photos there. Apparently she?s my dad?s cousin who I?ve never heard of before, and she has a daughter who is my age. I didn?t get a chance to talk to her, so I?m not sure what her situation is regarding marriage etc. I don?t know what to think anymore, so I think I?m just going to try and forget everything. Wish me luck.

Wow..
 

TehMac

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Aug 18, 2006
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Here's my guess:

OP's dad is weird and hanging out with his cousin who happens to be naked. She's also pregnant which means that the daughter is the baby in the mama.

Ok, so only thing I can't figure out is why in fuck the OP's dad is
1) standing next to a naked cousin

and if that's his production

2) why the fuck is he incestuous.
 

FDF12389

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Sep 8, 2005
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Shens.

You've never seen her before in your life then BAM shes at thanksgiving.

You're full of it.
 

TehMac

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Originally posted by: FDF12389
Shens.

You've never seen her before in your life then BAM shes at thanksgiving.

You're full of it.

Yeah, this is starting to strike me as shens as well.
 

TehMac

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Well, the whole thing was absurd, and I was mildly induced to believe the OP for the sake of entertainment, but yeah.