Found in her clam chowder was a ..........

[Ogg]

eewwwwwwwwwwwww....


The clams are rubbery.........

I found a condom in my chowder.............

 

[nick1985]

yum

 

[RU482]

clam...haha
condom...hahahaha

 

[CaseTragedy]

i'm never going there again!

 

[Spooner]

/mental note: Get clam chowder manhatten style

 

[captains]

ahahahahahahahaha

 

[Colt45]

If you get depressed and need to see a psych over chewing on a piece of latex - you're already fvcked in the head. kill yourself now.

yes.. its gross - but a psych? WTF people.

 

[NFS4]

Originally posted by: Colt45
If you get depressed and need to see a psych over chewing on a piece of latex - you're already fvcked in the head. kill yourself now.

yes.. its gross - but a psych? WTF people.

I'd be depressed and screwed up in the head if it were a USED condom.

 

[eakers]

chowwwwdaar

 

[Danman]

Originally posted by: NFS4

Originally posted by: Colt45
If you get depressed and need to see a psych over chewing on a piece of latex - you're already fvcked in the head. kill yourself now.

yes.. its gross - but a psych? WTF people.

I'd be depressed and screwed up in the head if it were a USED condom.

Yea, but do they really know?

 

[fs5]

On this occasion, she said, she and her companions ordered drinks, appetizers and soup, but sent the soup back because it was lukewarm. When she got it back she found the condom.

That's why I never send food back no matter how jacked up it is.

 

[halik]

She said she spent the next 15 minutes in a restroom vomiting and has since seen a psychiatrist and taken medication for depression and anxiety.

yeah right.... i can see the dollar signs in her eyes already

 

[privatebreyer]

Originally posted by: halik

She said she spent the next 15 minutes in a restroom vomiting and has since seen a psychiatrist and taken medication for depression and anxiety.

yeah right.... i can see the dollar signs in her eyes already

Yeah, ask for freaking free soup and leave it at that. This would have been a funny story to tell at a party, but she had to ruin it with a lawyer.

 

[Vic]

Ughh... that's too bad because McCormick & Schmick's is damn good seafood.

 

[Murpheeee]

Originally posted by: fivespeed5

On this occasion, she said, she and her companions ordered drinks, appetizers and soup, but sent the soup back because it was lukewarm. When she got it back she found the condom.

That's why I never send food back no matter how jacked up it is.

Here's my TGI Fridays tale:

Ordered a burger WELL DONE.......I take a bite of of it and this thing is almost raw, blood dripping out everywhere.
I complain and they send it back.
Back comes same burger (has bite out of it) this time cooked well.
An hour or so later I am home throwing up.....coincidence? I think not.

 

[DnetMHZ]

Must have been the high protein chowder

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Colt45
If you get depressed and need to see a psych over chewing on a piece of latex - you're already fvcked in the head. kill yourself now.

yes.. its gross - but a psych? WTF people.

Her attorney told her to, it would look good to bleeding heart jurists

 

[Judgement]

ewwwwwwww

 

[Encryptic]

Give me a fvcking break. She had to see a psychiatrist because she found a fvcking condom in her clam chowder?

Gross? Yes.

Traumatizing? No.

 

[iamme]

holy-freaking-nasty.

i'd be vomitting too.

at least it wasn't unravelled

 

[ATLien247]

I call BS...

How are you not going to notice a condom on your spoon before you stick it in your mouth?

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: ATLien247
I call BS...

How are you not going to notice a condom on your spoon before you stick it in your mouth?

It was probably covered in man....errr.... clam chowder so she didn't see it at first.

 

[moonshinemadness]

BWahahahahahahahahahahahaha......oh sh!t thats funny

 

[ATLien247]

Originally posted by: Encryptic

It was probably covered in man....errr.... clam chowder so she didn't see it at first.

Must've been one of those tiny European condoms then... or a big fvckin' spoon!

 

[moshquerade]

brings new meaning to the word condiment