hell ill do the email for u
To whom it may concern,
I have found something that belongs to you, if you are willing to give some sort of treat that will be greatly appretiated,
because a janitor was about to pick it up and put it in some trash, but I realized there was some vibe within the area, so without thinking it twice I jumped to the spot, while I was in the air everything was going in slowmotion, then I saw what looked like a planner, reached with my left hand and retrieved it. I continued in the air for about 3 more seconds then landed safely.
The janitor claimed he was going to keep it since he saw it first, to avoid further conflict I round house kicked him then ran.
Well i'll be waiting for your reply, glad you read this.
Sincerely,
Cluck Norris