Found a fingernail in my burrito!!!

[mizzou]

So grossed out....because the burrito was EXTREMELY delicious and now I can't even touch it and spit out the portion that was still in my mouth. I don't feel so gross I'm going to throw up though.

Apparently, my wife cheese grated her finger while making it and thought she got all of her severed human parts out of it...guess not!

What should I do? Do I have a legal case against her? Do I contact the FDA?

 

[Zstream]

Fhritp

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

So grossed out....because the burrito was EXTREMELY delicious and now I can't even touch it and spit out the portion that was still in my mouth. I don't feel so gross I'm going to throw up though.

Apparently, my wife cheese grated her finger while making it and thought she got all of her severed human parts out of it...guess not!

What should I do? Do I have a legal case against her? Do I contact the FDA?

I think divorcing your wife so she's free to find a real man is the only option.

 

[mizzou]

Fhritp

I've never in my life seen that abbreviation before...but I knew exactly what it meant :sneaky:

 

[mizzou]

I think divorcing your wife so she's free to find a real man is the only option.

 

[waffleironhead]

Pics of burrito?

 

[ControlD]

Hell, I think that's considered good luck in certain countries. Kind of like finding a bear penis in your wonton soup.

 

[sourceninja]

If it's your wife, I'd guess you've had dirtier parts then her fingernails in your mouth at some point.

 

[lozina]

You could always leave some special sauce on her burger next grilling season as revenge

 

[mizzou]

Hell, I think that's considered good luck in certain countries. Kind of like finding a bear penis in your wonton soup.

lol

If it's your wife, I'd guess you've had dirtier parts then her fingernails in your mouth at some point.

You know...you bring up a good point. Kissing someone is not a whole lot different then laying back, opening your mouth, and letting someone spit into it from 2 feet away.

 

[Scarpozzi]

....yesterday it was a bandaid!

 

[Fritzo]

I'm claiming "Found a Fingernail in my Burrito" as the title of my next country song.

 

[Mixolydian]

One of the many reasons I don't eat Mexican food.

 

[highland145]

But not the rest of the Mexican? You was gypped.

 

[HN]

which finger? get the equivalent toenail and stick it in hers

 

[rudder]

Pics of burrito?

Pics of the wife's taco.

 

[soulcougher73]

Pics of the wife's taco.

As long as there is no cheese or sour cream on that taco..

 

[Ichinisan]

I think divorcing your wife so she's free to find a real man is the only option.

This.

 

[Ichinisan]

Pics of the wife's taco.

:awe:

 

[John Connor]

Grow up. Have you are do you swap spit? :awe:

 

[zinfamous]

I'm sure her fingers have been your mouth at some point.

what the fuck, man.

 

[T9D]

https://chaturbate.com/female-cams/

 

[feralkid]

One of the many reasons I don't eat Mexican food.

Is Mizzou's wife Mexican?

 

[PliotronX]

I've never in my life seen that abbreviation before...but I knew exactly what it meant :sneaky:

Ditto haha

 

[Zstream]

Ditto haha

Lol