Found a cure for conflict in the Middle East

Stiganator

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We do ration drops that include large quantities of fried cheesecurds. Who doesn't love the salty, oily deliciousness of fried cheese. Mmmmmmmm!

Terrorist 1: If only we had their delicious cheesy goodness!
Terrorist 2: Praise Allah! He is blessing us with deep fried cheesy goodness!!!

Cue up, Michael Jackson - Make the World a Better Place.

That is all. It's soo simple.
 

Mxylplyx

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I think we should drop thousands of tons of porn and vaseline over the middle east. They desperately need to relieve some sexual tension.
 

RichUK

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Or we could equip our military forces with BFG's instead of measly machine guns.
 

TheGizmo

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Originally posted by: Mxylplyx
I think we should drop thousands of tons of porn and vaseline over the middle east. They desperately need to relieve some sexual tension.

make sure to aim those planes over my house too
 

Mxylplyx

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Originally posted by: TheGizmo
Originally posted by: Mxylplyx
I think we should drop thousands of tons of porn and vaseline over the middle east. They desperately need to relieve some sexual tension.

make sure to aim those planes over my house too

:laugh:

 

Zolty

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Originally posted by: Stiganator
We do ration drops that include large quantities of fried cheesecurds. Who doesn't love the salty, oily deliciousness of fried cheese. Mmmmmmmm!

Terrorist 1: If only we had their delicious cheesy goodness!
Terrorist 2: Praise Allah! He is blessing us with deep fried cheesy goodness!!!

Cue up, Michael Jackson - Make the World a Better Place.

That is all. It's soo simple.

As a person born and raised in Wisconsin, I agree with everything this man says wholeheartedly.
 

everman

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no no no, if there's anything to learn with how we handled the Indians it's that we need to let them run casinos in the middle east, that will appease all the haters.