Foster illegals, get paid by the government

Texashiker

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http://www.breitbart.com/Breitbart-...-Per-Month-for-Fostering-Adult-Illegal-Aliens

Foster parents have the ability to collect more than $7,400 per month, considering that they can house six immigrants at any given time.

In addition to daily payments, Braiser said that the illegal immigrants are provided with taxpayer subsidized education, health care, transportation, and an "allowance." She was not specific about the amount of such an allowance or how often it is administered.

I have a 7 - 9 acre field that needs to be fenced in. If I ran the fence the easy way, it would be 7 acres. But if I ran the fence and made some corners, it would be 9 acres.

I wonder if I could foster some illegals, get paid, use them to build the fence?

This could be a win-win situation. I get my fence built, illegals get a place to stay, we get food stamps, subsidized transportation to town and back, and an allowance.

There are a bunch of sweet gum trees growing near where the fence row is going. If one of the workers,,,, I mean foster kids hurt themselves, they would be getting free health care.

According to google earth it is a little over 2,300 feet of brush that needs to be cleared and fence ran.
 
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theeedude

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Thank you for your interest in being a foster parent, TH. You are going to be a great padre to those kids, I am sure of it.
 

thraashman

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I'm going to quit my job, foster a bunch of these kids, and raise them all to be abortion loving communists just for you Texashiker
 

alzan

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I still think you'd do better as a tugboat worker; a lot more potential for fatality or serious bodily inju...errr, new experiences.
 

cabri

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A couple of tarps; a 25lb bag of rice.

Dig their own well.
Deadwood, brush for fuel or be generous and provide a propane grill for cooking on.
 

Zaap

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A person could foster 2 of them and pull down $177k a year. You can buy alot of flat screens, cell phones, and go to Vegas several times a year with that kind of money.

I wonder how.long until we discover people here illegally themselves getting paid nearly 200k per year to "foster" their own children.

We could just put the signs up on the border saying "Nation of suckers" as our transformation into that would be totally complete.
 

fskimospy

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Anyone want to take bets on whether or not significant parts of this story are bullshit?

Also, anyone want to take bets that conservatives will believe Breitbart in the future?
 

brycejones

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Anyone want to take bets on whether or not significant parts of this story are bullshit?

Also, anyone want to take bets that conservatives will believe Breitbart in the future?

Well the OP likes to make sweet love to Breitbart but thinks gays are icky....so I'm sure the crazy will continue.
 

Texashiker

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Well the OP likes to make sweet love to Breitbart but thinks gays are icky....so I'm sure the crazy will continue.

Not saying I'm gay, but if Breit were still alive, I would like to meet him.


Perhaps they've seen your threads and posts on AT. :)

There's always the Soldiers of Fortune option; I hear they're not too picky.

That is why I try to stay anon.

My professional life and personal life are separate, but employers may not see it that way.
 

WackyDan

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Anyone want to take bets on whether or not significant parts of this story are bullshit?

Also, anyone want to take bets that conservatives will believe Breitbart in the future?

It isn't bullshit but it is spun up a bit. This isn't anything new and to be fair you need to adopt a kid with very special needs or disability to receive anywhere near the full $6k potential.

I'm not saying I agree with the practice. It seems far cheaper to secure the border.

Anyone who fosters children simply for the money is an asshole.
 

Newell Steamer

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You are right.

I am a terrible parent.

Not just you though. Everyone and anyone with your political and religious views as well is a terrible parent.

Because, just as you have pinned situations like this on liberal parenting, your personal issues are a result of Christian conservative parenting - a type of parenting that has failed you, ergo, a total and complete failure across the board, all around.

You have not only let down your own children, but the parents and children of every Christian conservative out there.

Turn in your key to the compound and see your way out.