Forum quotes

[DrPizza]

I occasionally save some forum quotes, to amuse myself when I need a good laugh.
I know some member created a site that has tons of them listed, with voting, but they tend to be average.

Anyone else have some good quotes to share?
Here's some of the ones I have:

You're the one who needs a computer forum to help him come up with some variation of the word skank for your internet girlfriend...so I'd be careful with those stones in your glass house buddy. 😀 - pingspike to gigapet


Please empty your house of all items which may be dangerous to you, including scissors, knives, coat hangers, electricity, water, and possibly gravity itself. You're better off without these things. flot to franguinho



I had to rewire the way I think to "ass backwards" to understand that attrocity you call a paragraph. And I am saying this knowing that whenever I write Webster is spinning in his grave. -Xionide to datdamkid


True, I was forced to go to bible camp in like the 8th grade. so a group of us kids goes out to eat with a supervisor. This cute little blond number who I totally had a crush on (and she on me) sits across from me, halfway through the meal I feel her foot rubbing my package. The moral of the story is bible camp ruined me and now I am a womanizer. Thnx Jesus. -Eigen

 

[RossMAN]

That's what the AT Quote database is for 🙂

 

[Confused]

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[UnatcoAgent]

Those are pretty funny - but no I don't save them.

 

[Encryptic]

Heh..the "empty your house" and the "ass backwards" quotes are pretty good. 😀

 

[AFB]

Hahaha

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
That's what the AT Quote database is for 🙂

Wow, I never noticed the "add a quote" on that page....

Big "duh" to me.

 

[Steve]

My frat keeps a quote board of things that get said in meetings or elsewhere. Some classics:

"If I know the sh!t, someone's got to know the sh!t, 'cuz I ain't even that smart!"

"You can beat something with a sardine, but it ain't the same as beating it with a salmon."

"I let your mother touch my balls."

JP:"Brownnosing is good."
SM:"So is rednosing."

I'll think of some others later...

 

[Brian23]

"I love masturbating words I don't know into my sentences so that I sound smarter."

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: RossMAN
That's what the AT Quote database is for 🙂

doh! i never noticed that before.

ok i read it. it sucks. heh