I occasionally save some forum quotes, to amuse myself when I need a good laugh.
I know some member created a site that has tons of them listed, with voting, but they tend to be average.
Anyone else have some good quotes to share?
Here's some of the ones I have:
I know some member created a site that has tons of them listed, with voting, but they tend to be average.
Anyone else have some good quotes to share?
Here's some of the ones I have:
You're the one who needs a computer forum to help him come up with some variation of the word skank for your internet girlfriend...so I'd be careful with those stones in your glass house buddy.- pingspike to gigapet
Please empty your house of all items which may be dangerous to you, including scissors, knives, coat hangers, electricity, water, and possibly gravity itself. You're better off without these things. flot to franguinho
I had to rewire the way I think to "ass backwards" to understand that attrocity you call a paragraph. And I am saying this knowing that whenever I write Webster is spinning in his grave. -Xionide to datdamkid
True, I was forced to go to bible camp in like the 8th grade. so a group of us kids goes out to eat with a supervisor. This cute little blond number who I totally had a crush on (and she on me) sits across from me, halfway through the meal I feel her foot rubbing my package. The moral of the story is bible camp ruined me and now I am a womanizer. Thnx Jesus. -Eigen
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