Former President Trump height & weight thread

[K1052]

My legal team says I am 6 foot tall, 200lbs of muscle with 8% body fat, and possess the largest (in both girth and length) schlong ever recorded on a man.

 

[eelw]

God dammit I feel cheated, the 6’3” is per reported by his legal team. He wasn’t measured or weighed at any point.

Well duh. Technically for one to be booked at this Georgia prison, they get a cavity search.

 

[Thump553]

Say it ain't so!

By Ben Brasch
Former president Donald Trump’s height and weight in the jail logs probably will be taken off a government ID like other defendants in the case, said bail bondsman Charles Shaw.
Shaw owns Foster Bail Bonds in Atlanta, which is handling Trump’s bond. The former president is facing a $200,000 bond, of which a nonrefundable 10 percent must be paid for him to walk.

I don't think I've ever been measured and/or weighed for a driver's license. You would think when dealing with (presumed) criminals the authorities would insist on accurate and current measurements-in case they have to round them up.

BTW I'm 6'1" and have a very slim frame but at my heaviest I weighed near 225 lb. No way that figure is accurate for Trump. Also given his lifestyle, I'm a bit surprised he would even have a license. I bet his hasn't driven in decades.

 

[Zorba]

CNN is reporting live that Trump listed 6'3" and 215lb in his Georgia booking.

I'm 6'1" 215 and wear a size 33 jeans. He is so full of shit.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

I don't think I've ever been measured and/or weighed for a driver's license. You would think when dealing with (presumed) criminals the authorities would insist on accurate and current measurements-in case they have to round them up.

BTW I'm 6'1" and have a very slim frame but at my heaviest I weighed near 225 lb. No way that figure is accurate for Trump. Also given his lifestyle, I'm a bit surprised he would even have a license. I bet his hasn't driven in decades.

He does simply because he needs one for banking.
I don’t doubt he hasn’t driven anything other than a golf cart for decades.

 

[Perknose]

My legal team says I am 6 foot tall, 200lbs of muscle with 8% body fat, and possess the largest (in both girth and length) schlong ever recorded on a man.

Mushroom Cloud!

It's not only anatomic, it's ATOMIC!

 

[Fanatical Meat]

Time to bring back what I said years ago regarding Trump & Warren.
Every opponent should walk around with a briefcase or bag that contains a scale. Challenge fat boy at every opportunity to get on the damn scale.

 

[Perknose]

Time to bring back what I said years ago regarding Trump & Warren.
Every opponent should walk around with a briefcase or bag that contains a scale.

Does this briefcase make me look fat?

 

[soundforbjt]

I’m betting he never got on a scale, he definitely claimed his weight. Probably gave them a head shot in place of the mug shot as well.

 

[Fanatical Meat]

I’m betting he never got on a scale, he definitely claimed his weight. Probably gave them a head shot in place of the mug shot as well.

He didn’t it’s in the release

 

[Perknose]

If the weight is from his DL and never changed from years and years ago and they just ask you in NY as they did for me in Pa, I'll bet he even lied back then . . . like, he actually weighed 220 and said 215. He's that petty and vain.

 

[BoomerD]

Rudy's mugshot is out.

My Attorney Got Arrested.

 

[Dave_5k]

If the weight is from his DL and never changed from years and years ago and they just ask you in NY as they did for me in Pa, I'll bet he even lied back then . . . like, he actually weighed 220 and said 215. He's that petty and vain.

And the height would also certainly be hugely exaggerated. Perhaps around 6'1 without shoes?

 

[Dave_5k]

My Attorney Got Arrested.

And now working on the sequel, My Attorney's Attorney Got Arrested. (go MAAGA!)

 

[pete6032]

I’m betting he never got on a scale, he definitely claimed his weight. Probably gave them a head shot in place of the mug shot as well.

NY Times reporting that aides filled out the forms for him.

 

[Hans Gruber]

I think the standard is to step on a scale and take off 5lbs for clothing weight. Even if you gave Trump 10lbs for clothes, he would weigh in at least 285lbs. But the jail took him at his word. 6'3" 215lbs. He is down 28lbs from his published weight during his Presidency.

Here is a usatoday article that claims his weight at a hospital was 322lbs during Covid in 2020.

Fact check: Trump's hospital records, weight have not been released

Social media posts claim President Donald Trump is underrepresenting his weight by nearly 80 pounds. His latest physical results reveal this is false.

www.usatoday.com

 

[soundforbjt]

Mug shot looks very practiced.

 

[Saylick]

There's no fucking way he's only 215 lbs...

Also, this effing mug. He's like the poster child for what a fictitious "How to be Alpha for Dummies" would tell you to do for a photoshoot.

 

[uallas5]

He's 6'1". Don't forget, he only gained 2 inches courtesy of drug dealin' Dr. Ronnie who adjusted his height so he wouldn't fall into the "obese" category due to his BMI with his actual height.

 

[lucky luciano]

He looks like a meth head who's been forced into a suit.

 

[emperus]

215. Bwahahahah.

 

[emperus]

There's no fucking way he's only 215 lbs...

Also, this effing mug. He's like the poster child for what a fictitious "How to be Alpha for Dummies" would tell you to do for a photoshoot.
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He should have practiced like some of the others did. Looks like a villian here.

 

[KMFJD]

4 of those most athletic people you'll ever see

 

[Saylick]

He should have practiced like some of the others did. Looks like a villian here.

He wants to be seen as a tough guy, someone who is clearly not happy that the nasty, nasty people at Fulton County jail are treating him so unfairly.

 

[Saylick]

There is no other reason how he weighed in at 215 lbs besides this: