Former President Gerald Ford dead at the senseless age of 83

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Mill

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A total tragedy. Apparently Tricky Dick got him this time. The usual suspects -- wolves -- were unavailable. Sarah Palin destroyed their habitat so they know longer have time to feast on Jerry Ford's luscious corpse. Preservation is their new mantra.


"Stunning news from Yorba Linda today, as Richard Nixon's corpse climbed out of his grave and strangled Gerald Ford to death."
 
KeithTalent

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Well I may be a little buzzed from my cigar, but otherwise I'm good.

KT
 
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I thought about going out for a cigar, but it's damn near 1am and it's really windy here. Also, it definitely wouldn't help me get to sleep.

What'd you smoke?
 
KeithTalent

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Cohiba Siglo IV. Doing performance reviews of my staff, so it's helping me mellow out.

Only 10:00 here, thankfully.

KT
 
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Mill

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sjwaste said:
By show of hands, who is sober in this thread?

/me raises hand
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That is a tough one to answer. I will give a politician's answer. Why do you rape innocent babies instead of talking about the real issues?

For the record, I could certainly walk, talk, or do almost any task right now but I do not believe driving or operating heavy machinery would be in my best interest. I am confident in my abilities, but I am a law-abiding citizen. Much like Ford was. :)
 
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KeithTalent said:
Cohiba Siglo IV. Doing performance reviews of my staff, so it's helping me mellow out.

Only 10:00 here, thankfully.

KT
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Nice. Keep forgetting you can actually get the real deal up there. I don't have anything nearly that good in my humidor right now.
 
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Mill said:
That is a tough one to answer. I will give a politician's answer. Why do you rape innocent babies instead of talking about the real issues?

For the record, I could certainly walk, talk, or do almost any task right now but I do not believe driving or operating heavy machinery would be in my best interest. I am confident in my abilities, but I am a law-abiding citizen. Much like Ford was. :)
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You win this thread, sir.
 
KeithTalent

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sjwaste said:
Nice. Keep forgetting you can actually get the real deal up there. I don't have anything nearly that good in my humidor right now.
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Yes, one of the few things we can beat you guys in since you still have that silly embargo in place. :sneaky:

KT
 
zinfamous

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wait, this already happend a few years ago. then it ahppened again...

:hmm:

most sober up a bit.


re-read thread...

:hmm:
 
Perknose

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sjwaste said:
Do you happen to read/post on PSF, Perk? Mill definitely reminds me of a certain character on there in the Flyers board.
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Nah, sj, I don't even know what PSF stands for, unless it's for the Nittany Lions or something. It kind of reminds me of the old PSFS, where I had my very first bank account as a young 'un!

Anyway, I sincerely doubt that Mill is a big hockey fan, let alone a Flyers fan, although one nevah know, do one?
 
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