You're a fucking dumbass if you think anyone over like 8 watches wrestling as some sort of legit competition these days. Most people are watching it specifically for the reason you can't understand it (and honestly, not sure if you've noticed but wrestling has lost tons of viewers so in general people aren't watching it as much as they used to).
While wrestlers are treated like shit (and motherfuckers like Hogan actively sabotaged any effort to unionize so as to keep his own personal paychecks and place), acting like MMA and other "legit" fighting doesn't treat people like shit as well is simply dumb.
Also, you're delusional if you think MMA isn't full of drama queen bullshit every bit as wrestling. MMA fans are the ones that got mad when they found out that wrestling was "fake" and decided that goddamnit if they wanted to watch two mostly naked guys sweatily embrace without fucking each other that it'd better be "legit". I don't know what you'll do when the inevitable fixed fights happen (I'm guessing you'll be like baseball fans circa finding out about steroids - act like it was just some singular cheaters after refusing to accept that any such thing could have occurred). I'm not sure if you meant to admit how drama filled MMA is or not, but I did love how you admit that you like MMA for supposedly the same reason you think people love wrestling, while being obtuse on why even if that were the case that the 3 minutes of payooff (if that) for months if not years worth of drama simply doesn't match the weekly drama with payoff that wrestling offers.
By your same logic, why do people watch movies? Etc, etc, etc.
Next up, why do people watch the Harlem Globetrotters? Why do people watch cartoons, its not real! Holy shit, stop the presses, cartoons aren't real?!? But Pixar!!!! How the fuck have cars been talking to me all this time then?!?