Excuse me, sir, I was talking to GUMBY.
The forum doesn't have actual posting "rules" lol ... they're more like "guidelines"!
I recall one time I was hanging out in an unfamiliar biker-bar with my friend Bill who was (unbeknownst to me!) tripping balls and some random dude told him he looked like Gumby! (to be fair he kinda did!)
For the next three + hours all Bill would say (and loudly!) was
"imnotgumbydammit"
like it was a single word! He literally followed the dude around yelling it at him the entire time!
After last call I got separated from him (he was drunk and tripping!) and apparently he kept it up despite being
warned to stop multiple times by biker-dudes so they kicked his ass and
then dropped him off at the Norwalk PD where he got tossed in the "drunk-tank"! (he was fine just bruised up... also no charges filed)
Good times!
/hijack