forgive me, for i have sinned

[ArkAoss]

k this thread ain't about confession,

I'm torturing a small black and white kitten right now, I'm soo sorry.















You know, it's one of them TSR's that looks like a cat chasing my mouse cursor, on the screen, well i adjusted his movement speed down to 1, and he can't go to the right any more, he's just stuck forever running, till he works his way up off the left corner of my screen. And I can't get him to sit and take a nap, he's been running for hours, I'm so cruel. now i've run him off the edge, he's dead,

***sniffff I'm a killer!!! sorry.

 

[DannyLove]

LOL!!!!!!!!

 

[snow patrol]

erm..sounds like fun...

 

[visgf]

Oh well, at least you're torturing cats and not dogs.

 

[flippinfleck]

Don't they have nine lives? He is waiting. Waiting for you to drop your guard and will then run amuck on your desktop, knocking over the trash and peeing on your personal documents. Be warned!

 

[ArkAoss]

uh oh! pee in my documents? that means 200,000 homes are going to receive stinky yellow newspapers!!


-bad kitty --bad bad kitty.

 

[Optimus]

<< cause confession is stupid >>


Thanks for calling a tenet of my faith stupid, Ark...

Naw - I'm just ragging on ya - don't want to get into a religions debate here/now.

 

[ArkAoss]

k, no harm intended optimus,


nvr mind, had made a funny, but was talked into changing it.

 

[Zapster]

I like to play 'hangman'. Yes, I'm a sick individual.

 

[poop]

What is with that post? That is like saying &quot;I hate crackers/awesome people/<racial slur>!&quot;, then saying &quot;No, really, I love everyone&quot;

 

[ArkAoss]

uh poop, we're not talkin race here, we're talking about computer programs that are wierd, and that kindof simulate things we wouldn't do in real life, i.e. make a cat run forever. cat's don't do treadmills, the rubber makes their hair all static-y, and they puff up, and they do not like it, so they refuse to do treadmills, and run forever.

 

[bluemax]

Since you wanted to know... &quot;confessionals&quot; were used by the Roman Catholic church during the dark ages to &quot;keep the peasants in line&quot;. They could find out everything people were doing by scaring them with lines like, &quot;If you don't tell ME your sins, *I* can't forgive them and you're going to hell.&quot;

Since man can't forgive sins, not even the ol' Pope himself, confessionals are just plain silly. It's between you n' God.

 

[Optimus]

Ark/bluemax - Confession is very much an active part of Roman Catholicism today, but also a complex one that is hard to discuss in an online forum. It is also a very misunderstood and often disliked sacrament by many non or former Catholics, so it is a hot point indeed. Just realize that it would take a VERY long thread indeed to discuss it (and there would be a lot of flames). If anyone honestly wants to discuss it, please PM me - otherwise this really isn't the place. But please refrain from bashing it - it is considered very sacred and integral to our faith.
Thanks!

 

[hpkeeper]

Nef.

 

[ArkAoss]

wHAT!
nef?
i'm seriously wondering, has any one else ever tortured any little desktop critter thing?

 

[Optimus]

ark - I had something called E-sheep for a while that I liked tourturing
You could drop him from high up - or put him on a window and then close it... sending the sheep crashing.

 

[ArkAoss]

i got esheep from my uncle, used to trigger like 7 of them at a time. let a whole flock of the buggers run around.

 

[weirdone]

Ark Aoss! Hey, you have a link to that program?

 

[ArkAoss]

naw, no link, but its small. pm me with an email addy that can recieve attachments...,


speaking of torturing animals, this weekend while we tiled our kitchen, I had my GF take my dog to a kennel she works at, so he could be out of the way while we worked. And he could get a nice profesional bath and stuff, kind of spoil him a little. I picked him up today, and they had doused him in some prefume, and it smells ok, but they had given him some bandana, and it soaked into that and the bandana really reeks of the perfume now, but he looks nice. I'll have to thank my gf for suggesting such a nice kennel