Forget video cards and math coprocessors, here's how to save the world!

IronWing

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Jul 20, 2001
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Invent a reason coprocessor. It would have a logic circuit, grammar check, spell check, and fallacy predictor. The card would sit between the CPU and the network adapter and scrub user input prior to transmitting to the world.

It would have a big ass capacitor as a failsafe. In the event of a overload of dumb, the capacitor would discharge and melt the network connection.
 

SSSnail

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Nov 29, 2006
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If you invented this right, it would be cooled with solution so you won't have to worry about anything melting.
 

Sonikku

Lifer
Jun 23, 2005
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Of course attempting to save the world with a video card may have been on the short sided end to begin with.
 

dank69

Lifer
Oct 6, 2009
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Better off inventing an app that reads your post aloud as you type it. Very loud, so all your neighbors can hear your stupid posts.
 

IronWing

No Lifer
Jul 20, 2001
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Maybe I should start a Kickstarter campaign offering a clue as a perk?