Forget packing a handgun, how about wearing a tesla coil

[Texashiker]

Tesla coil mounted on a hat.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/technol...kes-shocking-fashion-statement-173727781.html

I was waiting for a bolt of energy to shoot out of the tesla coil and hit someone or something.

 

[Specop 007]

Things that seem like a bad idea......

 

[Wyndru]

Real life Sheldon

 

[PlasmaBomb]

It plays tunes! cool!

 

[Atomic Playboy]

It plays tunes! cool!

The obvious choices would be "Ride the Lightning" or "Thunderstruck" but it seems to me that a hat like that should play "The Final Countdown" on a constant loop. That is the ultimate "lightning shooting out of my head" song.