Ford and Volvo to build cars to aid sleepy drivers

yllus

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*frowns* I don't like it. Maybe the visual warning on the windshield, but the last thing I want is a car that can decide to vibrate the steering wheel for itself or generate irregular sounds.
 

Goosemaster

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All I need is 200watt monural speaker that alerts me when I am getting asleep by gently yelling at 100dB
hEY BITCH! WAKE THE FVK UP BEFORE YOU SCRATCH MY SORRY ASS AFTER PLOWING HEAD ON INTO A FAMILY OF FOUR!
DAMN RIGHT YOU'RE GONNA WAKE UP! I'm a FVKING VOLVO, BITCH!
 

FreshPrince

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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
All I need is 200watt monural speaker that alerts me when I am getting asleep by gently yelling at 100dB
hEY BITCH! WAKE THE FVK UP BEFORE YOU SCRATCH MY SORRY ASS AFTER PLOWING HEAD ON INTO A FAMILY OF FOUR!
DAMN RIGHT YOU'RE GONNA WAKE UP! I'm a FVKING VOLVO, BITCH!

hehe, better than getting into a fender bender ;)
 

johnjbruin

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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
All I need is 200watt monural speaker that alerts me when I am getting asleep by gently yelling at 100dB
hEY BITCH! WAKE THE FVK UP BEFORE YOU SCRATCH MY SORRY ASS AFTER PLOWING HEAD ON INTO A FAMILY OF FOUR!
DAMN RIGHT YOU'RE GONNA WAKE UP! I'm a FVKING VOLVO, BITCH!

Nice. hehe
 

Kelvrick

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Originally posted by: Goosemaster
All I need is 200watt monural speaker that alerts me when I am getting asleep by gently yelling at 100dB
hEY BITCH! WAKE THE FVK UP BEFORE YOU SCRATCH MY SORRY ASS AFTER PLOWING HEAD ON INTO A FAMILY OF FOUR!
DAMN RIGHT YOU'RE GONNA WAKE UP! I'm a FVKING VOLVO, BITCH!

With the level of drivers today, that might shock them and then cause an accident. How about like an automatic stink bomb releaser. Sure as hell would wake them up without shocking them.
 

vi edit

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Why not just paint the sides of the interstate with some sort of radioactive/detectable paint that the car can "sense" and when it starts to get overa certain number of inches from those lines it adjusts for you.
 

FreshPrince

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Originally posted by: vi_edit
Why not just paint the sides of the interstate with some sort of radioactive/detectable paint that the car can "sense" and when it starts to get overa certain number of inches from those lines it adjusts for you.

mmmm...radioactive paint arrrrrrrrrrgg droooooooooooool :D
 

Black88GTA

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"Wake up muthaf*cka! Does Infiniti M45 have to slap a bitch?" :D



Actually, this quote:

It has to be literally 100 percent fool proof before an automaker will use it.''

Is the flaw in these systems. Fool technology is light years ahead of anything science has come up with.