For those that found God

[markgm]

Originally posted by: MikeyIs4Dcats
I dropped an M&M in the couch and lifted up the cushion...there He was!

Wow, the first reply was right along the lines of what my response was.

Actually, I was lucky enough to never misplace Him.

 

[Baked]

You're all going to hell btw.

 

[Zaitsevs]

Originally posted by: MulLa
Not me but I've found this little brother Asus

rofl

 

[MikeyIs4Dcats]

Originally posted by: Baked
You're all going to hell btw.

see you there!

 

[CrackRabbit]

Originally posted by: blurredvision

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
I found Jesus the other day, he was cutting my lawn.

- M4H

No, no, no, that was "hey-zeus", not "Gee-zus". Long hippy hair doesn't automatically imply it's THE jesus, damn, how many times do I have to tell you...........................

Remember kids, "Nobody ******s with the Jesus."

 

[PHiuR]

Jesus was brown not white.

 

[preslove]

I found him having sex with my girl friend. Fvck you God! Fvck you :|

 

[xaeniac]

When you hit rock bottom you bump into God.

 

[n yusef]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
I found Jesus the other day, he was cutting my lawn.

- M4H

You shouldn't hire illegal immigrants for cheap wages! :|

 

[SokaMoka]

OP you are a dumbass

No seriously this is the last place on earth that someone could expect a real answer concerning God or religion.
9699 posts and you don't realize that the majority of members just don't give 2 fcks about faith and religion, they are free to believe what they want, but just to let you know in case you didn't notice from the nice posts here

 

[Trikat]

God pulled up to my house in a Caddy. Did a burn-out and I never saw him again.

 

[MikeMike]

i actually was wanting to see real responses in here, but saw none as i preditced...

 

[kmrivers]

next time stick with your prediction and save yourself the let down.